Shaky voicetesting.

[frostninja]

You don't make any sense. First you make the account for me - which was totally geeky - even though you weren't planning on doing anything with it. Now some kid running around with my talent for a last name is [here come the airquotes] "inspiring you"?

That's not inspiration. That's just silliness. Why don't you stop now, and-

...You're not going to listen to me, are you?

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[crackpotcrocker]

[That twisted crazy obsessive look in his eyes and evil nerd grin and coming towards her with a butterfly net can't be good]

You're awfully small. But I know when I smell fairy dust. [Evil nerd chuckle]

[frostninja]

[OH DANG. At least she can get out of a butterfly net? But SHE HAS SEEN WHAT CLUMSIES DO TO BUTTERFLIES.]

Woah there!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crazy laughing and moving towards her]

[frostninja]

[FFFF. Zipping away as fast as she can! If only she were a fast-flying talent...]

[crackpotcrocker]

[The chase is on! Denzel runs after her as fast as his scrawny will carry him.] Got - DARN! [Maybe her best bet is to hide as he continues to swoosh his net anytime he thinks he has a chance]

[frostninja]

[YES hiding sounds good; she will be doing that!]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Looking for you] Of all the times not to have my fairy tracker on me.

[He appears to be whiffing deeply] I know you're around here little fairy and when I find you. I'm going to see how much magic you process.

[frostninja]

...Are you trying to smell me?

[...Oops.]

[crackpotcrocker]

[His ears twitch. Are those things on his neck? Crocker is probably peeking into whatever crevasse she may be hiding in]

Yes.

[frostninja]

[CREEPY. Spike darts out and flies away as fast as she can.]

You know this is Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny right? XD

[crackpotcrocker]

[She darts out he wasn't expecting her to try and appears to be following her as she darted out with his eyes and nose]

Get back here!

[Off he goes again!]

XDDD

[frostninja]

No!

^^

[crackpotcrocker]

Why not?!

[Swishing his net at any open opportunity]

[frostninja]

Because I don't want you to tear of my wings!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Wide eye and stops swishing his net for a moment]

... I never said anything about ripping your wings off. [Not Crocker's style. Ms. Doombringer however] That's the other crazy teacher.

[frostninja]

Well, then why are you trying to catch me?

[crackpotcrocker]

I told you. Wheren't you listening to my psychotic rant?

I want your magic and prove that you're actually real. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[frostninja]

Well... I can meet you halfway, there. [SPIKE NO.]

[crackpotcrocker]

Go on. [Evil nerd glasses shine]

[frostninja]

Well... I want people to know fairies exist, of course.

But I'm not giving you my magic. Not even if I knew how to.

[crackpotcrocker]

You do?!

I'm sure one of my machines can extract your magic.

[frostninja]

Duh.

And I don't want you to extract my magic.

[crackpotcrocker]

[He's still inching towards and pounces with his butterfly net]

You think I care what you want little - FAIRY?!

What about what I want?

[frostninja]

Jeez!

[She flies out of the way as fast as she can -- Better hope she makes it!]

Okay, you're nuts!

[crackpotcrocker]

Ah ha! Now I have you!

Says you! And several professional psychologists but that's besides the point.

Now, let's see how powerful your magic is. After all, you're not Timmy Turner's - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

Heck, you're entirely different spieces. I either a, wasted my time trying to capture you or b, will be the ruler of the universe! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!