Shaky voicetesting.

[frostninja]

You don't make any sense. First you make the account for me - which was totally geeky - even though you weren't planning on doing anything with it. Now some kid running around with my talent for a last name is [here come the airquotes] "inspiring you"?

That's not inspiration. That's just silliness. Why don't you stop now, and-

...You're not going to listen to me, are you?

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[frostninja]

...Are you trying to smell me?

[...Oops.]

[crackpotcrocker]

[His ears twitch. Are those things on his neck? Crocker is probably peeking into whatever crevasse she may be hiding in]

Yes.

[frostninja]

[CREEPY. Spike darts out and flies away as fast as she can.]

You know this is Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny right? XD

[crackpotcrocker]

[She darts out he wasn't expecting her to try and appears to be following her as she darted out with his eyes and nose]

Get back here!

[Off he goes again!]

XDDD

[frostninja]

No!

^^

[crackpotcrocker]

Why not?!

[Swishing his net at any open opportunity]

[frostninja]

Because I don't want you to tear of my wings!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Wide eye and stops swishing his net for a moment]

... I never said anything about ripping your wings off. [Not Crocker's style. Ms. Doombringer however] That's the other crazy teacher.

[frostninja]

Well, then why are you trying to catch me?

[crackpotcrocker]

I told you. Wheren't you listening to my psychotic rant?

I want your magic and prove that you're actually real. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[frostninja]

Well... I can meet you halfway, there. [SPIKE NO.]

[crackpotcrocker]

Go on. [Evil nerd glasses shine]

[frostninja]

Well... I want people to know fairies exist, of course.

But I'm not giving you my magic. Not even if I knew how to.

[crackpotcrocker]

You do?!

I'm sure one of my machines can extract your magic.

[frostninja]

Duh.

And I don't want you to extract my magic.

[crackpotcrocker]

[He's still inching towards and pounces with his butterfly net]

You think I care what you want little - FAIRY?!

What about what I want?

[frostninja]

Jeez!

[She flies out of the way as fast as she can -- Better hope she makes it!]

Okay, you're nuts!

[crackpotcrocker]

Ah ha! Now I have you!

Says you! And several professional psychologists but that's besides the point.

Now, let's see how powerful your magic is. After all, you're not Timmy Turner's - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

Heck, you're entirely different spieces. I either a, wasted my time trying to capture you or b, will be the ruler of the universe! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[frostninja]

Rule the universe?

All I do is make frost.

[crackpotcrocker]

........ [Reaches in and picks her out with his boney fingers and long nails. Pinching between her wings and level with his face. Look at those nosehairs... Eeeeeeeeeeewww and those disjointed teeth]

That's it? You can't make me magically have ESP? Change the entire world into a comic book? Turn chainsaws into balloons? Wish someone into the interent?! Have people magically swap bodies?! Make me give a child a birthdday - PRESENT?! Make someone become emotionless? Make it rain duck?!

[frostninja]

Of course I can't.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Tosses her in random direction like a flitch off]

Bah! Not worth my time.