Canon is Warrior U

[equinophobicbard]

You went out of your way to find a game with unicorns.

[His voice lowers to a dramatic whisper.]

What could I have possibly done to deserve this?

[Stay calm, Finn! Just stay calm...

...Yeah, that's not gonna happen.]

It's not fair! I finally killed him and you send me somewhere with more of those beasts?!  

Comments

[equinophobicbard]

I can't forget the unicorns! And I thought you'd understand why by now!

The other witches don't usually get along all that well with Mother...

[What if we get cursed more like HOW OFTEN WILL WE GET CURSED? HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE ONE OF US GETS CURSED?]

[badcaseofhero]

I'm pretty sure Hevvin was an exception. He did kill all those other unicorns... They're probably more afraid of you than you are of them.

Oh man, we're so screwed.

[^ yep]

[equinophobicbard]

[Giving Harv a look. You know he's scared of horses, Harv Even if they don't try to hurt him, they'd better stay far, far away!]

Well, at least I'll have you there with me.

[badcaseofhero]

[sighhhh come on Finn they're just animals] I'm still not going to let any unicorns kill you, but I'm just saying, I doubt all unicorns are as crazy as Hevvin. They're supposed to be shy, we probably won't even run into any.

[equinophobicbard]

[SCARY animals!]

We'd better not.

[A sigh.]

I don't like the things this weirdo has planned.

[badcaseofhero]

[there are also wild horses in the woods...]

... Please don't tell me yours has plans, too.

[equinophobicbard]

[NO WHY and with his luck he will run into them.

Actually he will definitely run into them. Oops.]

Lots of plans.

I don't see why this couldn't just happen to someone else.