Canon is Warrior U

[equinophobicbard]

You went out of your way to find a game with unicorns.

[His voice lowers to a dramatic whisper.]

What could I have possibly done to deserve this?

[Stay calm, Finn! Just stay calm...

...Yeah, that's not gonna happen.]

It's not fair! I finally killed him and you send me somewhere with more of those beasts?!  

Comments

[equinophobicbard]

You don't understand my situation and you don't seem to care!

[onebadapple]

But I do care! It's very awful that you were hurt, but saying every single unicorn will hurt you is being just as rude and unfair.

[equinophobicbard]

Well, why should I risk it?!

[onebadapple]

Perhaps you can find a new friend!

[equinophobicbard]

I can't be friends with a unicorn!

[Even if it wasn't trying to kill him horses are scary.]

[onebadapple]

Hmm... I suppose it can't be helped. [Grumpy was the same way at first.]

[equinophobicbard]

Took you long enough.

If you're really worried about the unicorns having friends, why don't you do it?

[onebadapple]

Well, I would be if I knew one.

[equinophobicbard]

...Of course you would.

Well then, why don't you go find one?

[onebadapple]

Perhaps I shall in game. But not right now, I'm talking with you! It would be rude!

[equinophobicbard]

...Well, that I understand. There is nothing better you could be doing with your time than talking to me.

[Yep, kid's got an ego, too.]

However, I won't fault you if you wish to frolic off with the dirty, disgusting killing machines of the forest. [Pause.]...No, I can't even say that. I will question your judgment, but feel free to do so. I would love for them to be distracted.