Heading to exsilium maybe...

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

(Hey, she's relatively happy at the moment. She has chicken. Yum.)

Sending me somewhere new? I wonder how long this will last.

(Munchmunch. So much for daintiness.)

At least I won't be alone.

Get to it, Mundane.

Comments

[weddingcrasher]

C'mon, just one piece of it? Pleeeeeease?

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

Don't touch it or I'll electrocute you.

[weddingcrasher]

[Pouts] Fine! But it wouldn't kill you to share stuff once in a while, y'know.

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

I don't have to share with anyone. (Ever.) Sharing is for losers.

[weddingcrasher]

Weeeeell, I may not agree with that...but I can't say I don't admire your style!

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

Sharing means less for me. It's not happening. (She puts her heels on the table, munching away.) It's standard issue for Nobodies.

[weddingcrasher]

I can respect that! Who cares if you're mean so long as you look cool doing it, right?

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

My point exactly. (Finally! Someone who gets it!) I see no reason to be nice.

[weddingcrasher]

Being nice can be good if it gets you something you want. And once you get it, you can turn around and be even meaner! Doesn't that sound like fun?

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

I'd rather take what I want right off the bat. (Leeeaning back.) I've got the power.

[weddingcrasher]

Wow, yeah! That's great advice! I'm following it!

[And she grabs a drumstick and starts eating.]

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

What did I say?! ( She aims a kick at the girl.)

[weddingcrasher]

[Dodges] You said you take what you want up–front! You can't blame me for doing the same!

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

And you can't blame me for taking you out! (Charging up her claws. Chicken is important!)

[weddingcrasher]

[Gulp!] OK, OK, you can have it back!

[Hands Larxene the already bitten–into drumstick.]

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

Yuck! (She tosses it away.) You're such a coward!

[weddingcrasher]

Am not! I'm just not interested in fighting you. If giant fucking robots aren't involved in a fight, then neither am I!

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

So you've gotta hide behind something to feel safe? Ha!

[weddingcrasher]

I'm not the only one, you know! Everyone in my world does it!

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

Lame world.

[weddingcrasher]

....Yeah, actually, it kinda is. And no-one appreciates my efforts to make it cooler. [Sigh]

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

What did you try to do to spice it up?

[weddingcrasher]

Blew some shit up, killed a few hundred people...stuff like that.

[number_xii_savage_nymph]

Sounds messy.

[weddingcrasher]

Yeah, it was! The best kinda fun is the messy kind!