canon is the new girl.

[douchebagjar]

You know, I'm flattered and all that you're choosing me - it was kind of a given, I'm a pretty awesome guy and it's hard to resist that kind of temptation.

But, I'm just - I'm a little confused as to why you won't bring me to that island you have these other guys at. You know the one. The only one you play at. I mean, okay, so I'd be a little freaked out by the waking up naked in a totally unfamiliar place, but it's not the first time that's happened, amiright?

Just - you know, think about it.

'Cause I think I'd fit in pretty well.

Ladies love the Schmidt.

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the joyful noise that just came out of my mouth was probably unnatural.

[douchebagjar]

[ That cheerful grin at seeing you, Cece? Totally wiped away by this. ]

Seriously? What was so bad about that?

I had to import my journal from LJ as soon as I saw this post! <3 :D

[myfaceismyjob]

Let's try everything. What wasn't bad about anything you just said?

[Too bad, that cheerful grin was kind of cute... Too bad he'll never know that she liked it.]

I love you so much for it.

[douchebagjar]

[ Heartless. Just heartless. He's grumbling as he starts to fish some money out of his pocket. ]

I was being noble. That island needs people like me. I could be saving lives, Cece. [ Money in the jar T__T ] Nothin' jar worthy about that.

<3 I love you for playing Schmidt, so we're equal, I think!

[myfaceismyjob]

[Not heartless at all. She's doing you a favor, watching with raised eyebrows.]

I think that alone would require more money in the jar, Schmidt. [But she'll let that slide because she's curious.] And what's this island like?

forgive me if I suck hardcore, I'm still getting a feel for the guy.

[douchebagjar]

It's uhhh... It's this weird little place where people are brought from all sorts of worlds or whatever and fitted with collars that choke you until you die. Unless you have sex.

So like... Narnia if they made it into a weird porno.

<3 You're doing great, no worries! I'm still getting a feel for her too.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Forgive her, she's just going to stare for a few moments... Because really? Really? She rolls her eyes.]

And you actually want to be sent there. Of course.

HIGH FIVE US your cece is awesome

[douchebagjar]

[ Defensive groan T_T ]

Aw, come on, don't say it like that. It's better than the post apocalyptic crazy crap that seems to be every other world this guy wants to send me to.

\o/ Thank you! (It is impossible, btw, to find icons for her)

[myfaceismyjob]

Of course it looks better. Isn't that like, your dream world?

[She's just goading him. For the most part. She actually couldn't imagine him surviving in any post apocalyptic worlds, so maybe it would be better for him to go somewhere that he could fit in easily at.]

I have a place that does a whole bunch of screencaps and had to make my own for him.

[douchebagjar]

Maybe... minus the my possible death part, but yeah. Though I dunno what I'm gonna do about getting new roommates.

Not that it matters since my mun's refusing. Something about wanting to spare everyone or something - [ Pffft. ]

I have caps, I'm just too lazy. XD

[myfaceismyjob]

You'd be lucky to find more roommates as suited for you as your current ones.

[Okay, that comment definitely got her to crack a smile.]

Smart mun.

Legit reasons to be iconless XD

[douchebagjar]

Yeah, they are pretty chill, huh?

[ Boo >( You people. He does not approve. ]

Matter of opinion.

[myfaceismyjob]

Some of the better roomies out there, I think.

[Yeah, she's just going to keep on smiling.]

A very popular opinion, even.

[douchebagjar]

Maybe I could find a way to drag them there with me. [ But wait - Jess - sex island - uh - ] Or not.

Nuh-uh. It's a super unpopular one. The kind of unpopular that you need to hash tag it with "Unpopular Opinion" when posting it on the internet so everyone knows not to read it.

[myfaceismyjob]

... Yeah. "Or not" would be best.

Perhaps it's the kind of opinion that needs a vote to tell us just what kind of opinion it is... Besides, marking it "Unpopular" would only make people want to read it more. Morbid curiosity and all.

[douchebagjar]

Well... [ Let him think about that. LET HIM THINK. ] Okay, yeah. But it'd still remain unpopular and people would reblog it just to say how wrong everyone was for having that opinion. It'd start a cyber war.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Oh, she's giving him plenty of time to think.... Smiling expectantly.]

So we're at war now?

[douchebagjar]

The opposite sexes are always at war. War that can be totally calmed with --

[ ... No. No, he's not finishing that, because he doesn't want to put more money in the jar. ]

-- ice... cream...

[myfaceismyjob]

[Her grin is almost challenging, as though daring him to finish that...]

Ice cream? Who knew that the answer was so simple!

[douchebagjar]

Everybody loves ice cream. It's as solid a solution as cookies.

[myfaceismyjob]

[She folds her arms, though really, she's still smiling.]

I'm relieved your priorities are in order.

[douchebagjar]

It saddens me that you thought before that they weren't.

[myfaceismyjob]

I had my doubts... You can hardly blame me.

[douchebagjar]

[ He can't. ] Well, it's all be sorted now. Does this mean we actually get to go get ice cream or...?

[myfaceismyjob]

[She's very thoughtful for a minute and shrugs.]

I actually kind of like this "at war" thing, sorry.

[Just a smidge evil, perhaps.]

[douchebagjar]

[ HOPES DASHED T__T ]

Should've seen that one coming.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Here, she's going to just pat your cheek consolingly and laugh.]

You gave it your best shot.

[douchebagjar]

[ Defeat ;; But at least there's touching, he likes that, so there's a small smile there. ]

[myfaceismyjob]

[Yeah, don't get too comfortable with that, Schmidt, it doesn't last long.]