canon is the new girl.

[douchebagjar]

You know, I'm flattered and all that you're choosing me - it was kind of a given, I'm a pretty awesome guy and it's hard to resist that kind of temptation.

But, I'm just - I'm a little confused as to why you won't bring me to that island you have these other guys at. You know the one. The only one you play at. I mean, okay, so I'd be a little freaked out by the waking up naked in a totally unfamiliar place, but it's not the first time that's happened, amiright?

Just - you know, think about it.

'Cause I think I'd fit in pretty well.

Ladies love the Schmidt.

Comments

\o/ Thank you! (It is impossible, btw, to find icons for her)

[myfaceismyjob]

Of course it looks better. Isn't that like, your dream world?

[She's just goading him. For the most part. She actually couldn't imagine him surviving in any post apocalyptic worlds, so maybe it would be better for him to go somewhere that he could fit in easily at.]

I have a place that does a whole bunch of screencaps and had to make my own for him.

[douchebagjar]

Maybe... minus the my possible death part, but yeah. Though I dunno what I'm gonna do about getting new roommates.

Not that it matters since my mun's refusing. Something about wanting to spare everyone or something - [ Pffft. ]

I have caps, I'm just too lazy. XD

[myfaceismyjob]

You'd be lucky to find more roommates as suited for you as your current ones.

[Okay, that comment definitely got her to crack a smile.]

Smart mun.

Legit reasons to be iconless XD

[douchebagjar]

Yeah, they are pretty chill, huh?

[ Boo >( You people. He does not approve. ]

Matter of opinion.

[myfaceismyjob]

Some of the better roomies out there, I think.

[Yeah, she's just going to keep on smiling.]

A very popular opinion, even.

[douchebagjar]

Maybe I could find a way to drag them there with me. [ But wait - Jess - sex island - uh - ] Or not.

Nuh-uh. It's a super unpopular one. The kind of unpopular that you need to hash tag it with "Unpopular Opinion" when posting it on the internet so everyone knows not to read it.

[myfaceismyjob]

... Yeah. "Or not" would be best.

Perhaps it's the kind of opinion that needs a vote to tell us just what kind of opinion it is... Besides, marking it "Unpopular" would only make people want to read it more. Morbid curiosity and all.

[douchebagjar]

Well... [ Let him think about that. LET HIM THINK. ] Okay, yeah. But it'd still remain unpopular and people would reblog it just to say how wrong everyone was for having that opinion. It'd start a cyber war.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Oh, she's giving him plenty of time to think.... Smiling expectantly.]

So we're at war now?

[douchebagjar]

The opposite sexes are always at war. War that can be totally calmed with --

[ ... No. No, he's not finishing that, because he doesn't want to put more money in the jar. ]

-- ice... cream...

[myfaceismyjob]

[Her grin is almost challenging, as though daring him to finish that...]

Ice cream? Who knew that the answer was so simple!

[douchebagjar]

Everybody loves ice cream. It's as solid a solution as cookies.

[myfaceismyjob]

[She folds her arms, though really, she's still smiling.]

I'm relieved your priorities are in order.

[douchebagjar]

It saddens me that you thought before that they weren't.

[myfaceismyjob]

I had my doubts... You can hardly blame me.

[douchebagjar]

[ He can't. ] Well, it's all be sorted now. Does this mean we actually get to go get ice cream or...?

[myfaceismyjob]

[She's very thoughtful for a minute and shrugs.]

I actually kind of like this "at war" thing, sorry.

[Just a smidge evil, perhaps.]

[douchebagjar]

[ HOPES DASHED T__T ]

Should've seen that one coming.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Here, she's going to just pat your cheek consolingly and laugh.]

You gave it your best shot.

[douchebagjar]

[ Defeat ;; But at least there's touching, he likes that, so there's a small smile there. ]

[myfaceismyjob]

[Yeah, don't get too comfortable with that, Schmidt, it doesn't last long.]