canon is the new girl.

[douchebagjar]

You know, I'm flattered and all that you're choosing me - it was kind of a given, I'm a pretty awesome guy and it's hard to resist that kind of temptation.

But, I'm just - I'm a little confused as to why you won't bring me to that island you have these other guys at. You know the one. The only one you play at. I mean, okay, so I'd be a little freaked out by the waking up naked in a totally unfamiliar place, but it's not the first time that's happened, amiright?

Just - you know, think about it.

'Cause I think I'd fit in pretty well.

Ladies love the Schmidt.

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[myfaceismyjob]

[Oh, she's giving him plenty of time to think.... Smiling expectantly.]

So we're at war now?

[douchebagjar]

The opposite sexes are always at war. War that can be totally calmed with --

[ ... No. No, he's not finishing that, because he doesn't want to put more money in the jar. ]

-- ice... cream...

[myfaceismyjob]

[Her grin is almost challenging, as though daring him to finish that...]

Ice cream? Who knew that the answer was so simple!

[douchebagjar]

Everybody loves ice cream. It's as solid a solution as cookies.

[myfaceismyjob]

[She folds her arms, though really, she's still smiling.]

I'm relieved your priorities are in order.

[douchebagjar]

It saddens me that you thought before that they weren't.

[myfaceismyjob]

I had my doubts... You can hardly blame me.

[douchebagjar]

[ He can't. ] Well, it's all be sorted now. Does this mean we actually get to go get ice cream or...?

[myfaceismyjob]

[She's very thoughtful for a minute and shrugs.]

I actually kind of like this "at war" thing, sorry.

[Just a smidge evil, perhaps.]

[douchebagjar]

[ HOPES DASHED T__T ]

Should've seen that one coming.

[myfaceismyjob]

[Here, she's going to just pat your cheek consolingly and laugh.]

You gave it your best shot.

[douchebagjar]

[ Defeat ;; But at least there's touching, he likes that, so there's a small smile there. ]

[myfaceismyjob]

[Yeah, don't get too comfortable with that, Schmidt, it doesn't last long.]