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[sittingweird]

WHYYYY?
And why had Twilight to send her back BEFORE I could ask her how to do it?
*sobs* 
I- I don't care if you're really going to apply for me this time or not, mun... just... HANDS!

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[harrisonfoal]

There there.

[Pats her on the shoulder]

I'm sure the secret to that magic is out there.

[sittingweird]

Y-you're right, it's just... I always tried so hard...

*sniffles*

But-It has to be somewhere and, now that I know it's possible, nothing is going to stop me!

[harrisonfoal]

That's the spirit! Truth be told I've wondered about fingers myself. Monkeys seem to get into everything.

Even if I couldn't have them all the time maybe like, a pair of enchanted gloves I could wear and use the fingers there.

[magicalrealist]

It was kind of an emergency. They were taking over the town.

(Pat pat.)

Sorry, Lyra. Maybe the real Pinkie can tell you how to do that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie finds that to be absolutely revolting. She wonders why in all of Equestria you'd want... that... to happen to you.

[sittingweird]

Dat opposable thumb... *She bites her lower lip* Do you know how our society'd be better if only earth ponies and pegasus could do extremely precise works like unicorns and alicornd do? Lucky monkeys and dragons... they're so lucky and they don't even realize it.

That'd be AWESOME! Mechanical hands... *drolls*

[sittingweird]

I... I know, Twilight, it's just... you know...

*Stares at her hooves for a moment*

I... I doubt that's something a normal Pinkie'd do. I mean... the real Pinkie can't do that absurd and scary face one of her clones did... right? *Shivers*
I'll just have to keep trying...

[sittingweird]

R-revolting? Trixie, with all the respect, but are you insane? How can you find it... revolting?
*She trottes closer, sitting down in front of Trixie with a serious expression.*
Can I touch your face?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie blinks.]

I- ...what?

[sittingweird]

Can I?

[magicalrealist]

It's hard to say; Pinkie can take anypony by surprise with what she does. Even herself.

Don't worry; you'll find a way as long as you keep trying.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Of course you can't touch The Great and Powerful Trixie's face!

And for your information, Trixie finds hooves with... those things... revolting because that isn't the way hooves are meant to be. Hooves are hooves for a reason. She suggests you transform into one of those hairless apes that are so numerous on The Thor.

[suicidoll]

As...unsettling as that image is, I could simply make a pair of hands for you. Perhaps a construct or enchanted accessory...either option is viable.

[sittingweird]

Yeah, true... sometimes I really wonder if she's just a earth pony. *giggles*

I know, it's just... it was so close!

[sittingweird]

EXCUSE ME?

[magicalrealist]

(She giggles.) I don't think we'll ever know for sure.

Maybe there's another way to have fingers? Because I'll be frank: the thought of sprouting them from your hooves is really disturbing.

[sittingweird]

Well, then touch yourself! Try to caress your mane and then try to imagine it completely different: not cold, heartless hooves, imagine it soft and warm... and completely ready to... well, you can't change your hoof's shape to adapt to somepony else's form, can you?

Do you really think that's going to offend me? Ah! I wish I could! But, tell me, great magician, do you know a single spell that'd transform somepony permanently in a human?

[suicidoll]

It's surprisingly easy, actually; the only concern would be your preferences and how you'd like to go about having hands. Perhaps a floating pair of gloves or an attachment, maybe?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't even need to use her hooves to touch her own mane. She is fully capable of using magic.

But of course The Great and Powerful Trixie knows such a spell. She wonders what kind of showmare she would be if she didn't.

[sittingweird]

That's not what I meant... do you know what a hug is? It's something you can't just do it with magic

Oh, really? Then prove it!

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[sittingweird]

YOU! You are my favourite human ever! *squeee*

[sittingweird]

I want human hands! Attached to my body! Permanently! *pauses* Oh, no, Bonbon wouldn't like it...
F-floating hands! Or gloves! Whatever! Just... *squeals* It doesn't matter how, I'd love them as long as they're... hands!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie scoffs.]

Everypony knows what a hug is.

Trixie doesn't normally do private shows. You may see when she performs on stage.

[sittingweird]

Well, she does some kind of magic trick, sometimes, doesn't she? *smiles* Now I really want to know more about her.

I just met an awesome person who offered me some kind of... fake hands. That'd be a great starting point, actually... and, who knows, maybe someone I'll find a better way.
*Pauses for a moment*
But, honestly, I think Pinkie- well, clone-Pinkie's trick was awesome.

[sittingweird]

And have you ever been hugged?

Ah, of course, you were lying. *And she's almost going to add a 'what a surprise' but manages to shut her mouth*