New muse on the block...the ice block

[wizardeyes]

Ok mun, if you're gonna be putting me in your brain, there's going to be some big changes around here. I mean look at this place, do I really have to share my new bachelor pad with some weirdos and nerds? I mean, come on. So they'll have to go.

Oh and I'll need someplace for the penguins and an ice room for when I need to, you know, kick back and chillax. Oh and a dungeon for my potential princess brides. Trust me, there's nothing worse than a princess running amok, real dealbreaker.

You wrote all that down? Good, you better.

Comments

[candyprince]

Perhaps if you stopped kidnapping them, you wouldn't actually need a dungeon.

[wizardeyes]

A dungeon's a big part of building a relationship, kid who looks strangely like a character from my fanfiction.

[candyprince]

Only if it's a particularly dysfunctional relationship. And I'll have you know that my name is Prince Gumball. Certainly not 'kid'.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Princesses? Penguins?

[Who ordered the fruit-loop?]

[wizardeyes]

Well not a princess penguin, it wouldn't end well for Gunter. He's impressionable and I don't think he's ready for a mother figure in his life. I'm thinking like a fun sister figure!

Bythewayareyouaprincess.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Uh, kind of...? I wouldn't really use the word princess though. Not unless I get told otherwise.

[Boy are you weird. She'd really like to try avoiding any more awkward questions like that if possible.]

[notjustdecorative]

Ice room? Like a giant freezer?

[wizardeyes]

No more like a giant room with ice, just ice everywhere. I couldn't even fit in a freezer.

[notjustdecorative]

And the dungeon for potential brides...?

[losttrack]

[Aw, crap. Awkward.]

[wizardeyes]

Oh hey, it's you, the vampire girl who plays the guitar uhhhh....

Uh lemme guess...

....Marcy Playground, right?

[losttrack]

No.

[autotunes]

[ PROTECTS...... ]

[losttrack]

[SIGH.]

[loveandarrows]

Oh tsk tsk, that's not how you find true love mister!

Honestly, creepy insane people these days.

[wizardeyes]

Ooh, my first cosplayer! Guess that must mean I'm a big name fan! You Gumball outfit's kinda off, but beggars can't be choosers.

[brunettely]

...Why do they need a dungeon?

[wizardeyes]

Where else do I put them? See this is why I'm the king around here.

[brunettely]

I can only speak for myself, but I don't think princesses like being locked up in dungeons.

I don't think anyone does, actually.

[autotunes]

Princesses don't belong in DUNGEONS!

[wizardeyes]

Who's got the princess experience here? Not you, so go do beat an elephant or something.

[wizard_eyes]

NAME THIEF!

[wizardeyes]

I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST WIZARD CLONE!

[tinfoil_angel]

Well since a mind is indefinite in size couldn't you just make another ice kingdom like the one you had before?

[humanhero]

[Here we go again.]

Dude...what are you ramblin' on about this time? Cause all I heard that I care about is that you're plannin' on kidnappin' princesses again.

I don't really care where we are, but that ain't gonna fly here OR anywhere else. You're gonna hafta' get through me first.