New muse on the block...the ice block

[wizardeyes]

Ok mun, if you're gonna be putting me in your brain, there's going to be some big changes around here. I mean look at this place, do I really have to share my new bachelor pad with some weirdos and nerds? I mean, come on. So they'll have to go.

Oh and I'll need someplace for the penguins and an ice room for when I need to, you know, kick back and chillax. Oh and a dungeon for my potential princess brides. Trust me, there's nothing worse than a princess running amok, real dealbreaker.

You wrote all that down? Good, you better.

Comments

[candyprince]

Perhaps if you stopped kidnapping them, you wouldn't actually need a dungeon.

[wizardeyes]

A dungeon's a big part of building a relationship, kid who looks strangely like a character from my fanfiction.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Princesses? Penguins?

[Who ordered the fruit-loop?]

[wizardeyes]

Well not a princess penguin, it wouldn't end well for Gunter. He's impressionable and I don't think he's ready for a mother figure in his life. I'm thinking like a fun sister figure!

Bythewayareyouaprincess.

[candyprince]

Only if it's a particularly dysfunctional relationship. And I'll have you know that my name is Prince Gumball. Certainly not 'kid'.

[notjustdecorative]

Ice room? Like a giant freezer?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Uh, kind of...? I wouldn't really use the word princess though. Not unless I get told otherwise.

[Boy are you weird. She'd really like to try avoiding any more awkward questions like that if possible.]

[losttrack]

[Aw, crap. Awkward.]

[wizardeyes]

No more like a giant room with ice, just ice everywhere. I couldn't even fit in a freezer.

[loveandarrows]

Oh tsk tsk, that's not how you find true love mister!

Honestly, creepy insane people these days.

[notjustdecorative]

And the dungeon for potential brides...?

[wizardeyes]

Hey wait a minute you ARE from my fanfiction! I won't get told what to do by my own characters! NOW GO BACK TO THAT MUSICAL NUMBER!

[wizardeyes]

So a KIND of princess...I don't know, I'm looking for a full-time princess. Hate to break it to ya, but it won't work out.

[candyprince]

I am not a character that belongs to anyone--[ if only you knew, gumball. ]--much less someone who resembles the Ice Queen.

[brunettely]

...Why do they need a dungeon?

[wizardeyes]

Oh hey, it's you, the vampire girl who plays the guitar uhhhh....

Uh lemme guess...

....Marcy Playground, right?

[autotunes]

Princesses don't belong in DUNGEONS!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Oh good,'cause I'm not sure how good of a full-time princess I'd be anyway!

...Dare I even ask why you're so obsessed with them? I mean there are plenty of girls around who aren't princesses. What makes them so special?

[wizardeyes]

Ooh, my first cosplayer! Guess that must mean I'm a big name fan! You Gumball outfit's kinda off, but beggars can't be choosers.

[autotunes]

[ PROTECTS...... ]

[wizardeyes]

Where else do I put them? See this is why I'm the king around here.

[losttrack]

No.

[losttrack]

[SIGH.]

[wizardeyes]

Hey, I'm a king. I just can't marry anybody. I mean, would you see an accountant marrying a football player? That doesn't make sense.

[brunettely]

I can only speak for myself, but I don't think princesses like being locked up in dungeons.

I don't think anyone does, actually.