wwhiner: (Better than you)
Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] wwhiner) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-03 04:09 pm

Eridan is not pleased by having to sing

you can't be fuckin' serious mundane
you knoww for a fact people are going to fuckin' comment
especially the troll you havve in mind for this song
FINE
lets just get this fuckin over wwith

[Poor Eridan would be forced to sing `love me dead' he was actually a pretty good singer and he actually had a bit of emotion in it.]

lovve me cancerously
like a salt sore soaked in the sea
high maintenance means youre a  gluttonous
queen narcissistic and mean
kill me romantically
fill my soul with vvomit then ask for a piece of gum
bitter and dumb you're my sugar plum
youre awwful (i lovve you)
t34l_just1c3: (TH1S F4C3)

[personal profile] t34l_just1c3 2012-02-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOG
WH4T W4S TH4T >:O
1 COULD F33L MY E4RS CRY1NG
t34l_just1c3: (ONL1N3)

[personal profile] t34l_just1c3 2012-02-04 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
D3F1N3 T3RR1BL3
>:[
impromptuations: (♍ chainsaw)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 03:19 am (UTC)(link)

Hmm
Im Having Quite An Involuntary Reaction To This Performance
Its Completely Instinctive Really
I Find My Hand
Reaching For My Chainsaw
I Think You Meant Gluttonous By The Way
Not Glutenous Which To The Best Of My Knowledge Is Not A Word That Exists In Any Language
Although If The Troll You Have In Mind Is The One Im Thinking Of
I Really Dont Think Its Much Of An Accurate Description Either
impromptuations: (♍ considering)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wow I Must Say I'm Definitely Surprised
Surprised Your Thinkpan Even Contains The Concept Of Something As Humbling As Contrition
Maybe Being Dead Has Done More For You Than Anyone Could Have Hoped For While You Were Alive
Even So
I Cant Accept Your Apology At Present
Im Sure The Idea Of Holding A Grudge Is Something You Of All People Understand
Im Starting To Fully Comprehend What It Means
impromptuations: (♍ neutral)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Making Assumptions About My Thinking Are We
Thats Very Bold Of You Eridan
impromptuations: (♍ attentive)

gosh i just realised how hard it must be to play eridan w/ everyone hating him

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes Thats A Commendable Goal
Under Any Other Circumstance I Would Be Fully Supportive
Right Now Im Just
Not Really In The Mood To Hear Your Apologies
Regardless Of Their Sincerity Which Honestly Is Not Something I Find Myself Comfortably Able To Put Faith In Either
impromptuations: (♍ hmm)

hehe

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay
Im Not Sure I Can Help You With That
I Guess Its Good You Feel Remorse
But It Still Doesnt Change Anything
impromptuations: (♍ considering)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ kanaya's meddling instincts are duking it out with her murderous instincts ]

Well
Alright I Suppose
Ill Do That
And Only That
impromptuations: (♍ neutral)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
I Dont Know Either But Ill Keep That In Mind
While Were On The Subject Of Apologies
May I Suggest That You Owe A Certain Tyrian Blooded Troll One As Well
And Preferably Not In The Form Of A Badly Considered Ballad


[ LMAO actually that's a kind of a mindblowing and awesome idea. if you ever wanna play it out... ]
impromptuations: (♍ chainsaw)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Definitely
If Its Anything Like That One Definitely Dont Sing It
I Think It Detracts Somewhat From The Gravity Of Your Regret


[ i'll PM you, hehe ]
impromptuations: (♍ hmm)

[personal profile] impromptuations 2012-02-04 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm
Thats Not Too Bad Actually
But Are You Sure Thats The Sort Of Thing She Wants To Hear Right Now
Im Not Really Good At Sarcasm But I Think It Might Come Across As A Little
Facetious
Then Again Neither Of You Are Any Good At Sarcasm Either So I Suppose The Point Is Moot
All Im Saying Is Considering Your Recent Actions Such Sentiment Seems Unlikely