Eridan is not pleased by having to sing

[wwhiner]

you can't be fuckin' serious mundane
you knoww for a fact people are going to fuckin' comment
especially the troll you havve in mind for this song
FINE
lets just get this fuckin over wwith

[Poor Eridan would be forced to sing `love me dead' he was actually a pretty good singer and he actually had a bit of emotion in it.]

lovve me cancerously
like a salt sore soaked in the sea
high maintenance means youre a  gluttonous queen narcissistic and mean
kill me romantically
fill my soul with vvomit then ask for a piece of gum
bitter and dumb you're my sugar plum
youre awwful (i lovve you)