Team Fortress 2 in new Sega All Stars Racing Game

[notintehkitchen]

Clearly, I'm the main attraction. My car was the best. Can I get one of those for the base?

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[notintehkitchen]

Out to eat.

[You had to ask?]

[hasstandards]

Oh.

[That doesn't sound so bad actually, save for the part where he has to ride behind her on a motorcycle.]

You sure we can't just take the camper?

[notintehkitchen]

The motorcycle is more fun.

[You don't want to ride on the ladies seat, Sniper? Pyro obviously doesn't consider it that, maybe all the other men back at base would laugh at you for being so submissive but Pyro wouldn't!]

[hasstandards]

[He's pretty sure they would laugh, hence his apprehension.]

I wouldn't know. I've not, um.

[Oh boy. Way to just about give her a very good reason he should take the motorcycle with her.]

[notintehkitchen]

You've never been on motorcycle? Okay then, now we defiantly have to do it!

[hasstandards]

[Piss. He knew he should've kept his big mouth shut.]

Alright. I suppose once can't hurt.

[Hopefully, everyone will be busy that day. Or away. Or dead. Or some combination thereof.]

[notintehkitchen]

Just remember to hold on tight or else you might fall off!

[Unlikely, Sniper. But you can dream.]

[hasstandards]

I think I'll manage.

[He figures she can't drive any worse than Spy. The guy is a lunatic when put behind the wheel.]

[notintehkitchen]

It's a date then!

[Your BFF Spy is totally crazy.]

[hasstandards]

Right. A date.

[He will never get used to the concept of him going on "dates."]

[notintehkitchen]

[Like she has that much experience either. They can be awkward together.]

[hasstandards]

[They so can. Sniper can get her flowers he picked himself, half of them weeds he thought looked good.]

[notintehkitchen]

[Psh, he won't even buy her some nice flowers. What a classy guy. It's the thought that counts?]

[hasstandards]

[That's right. Why buy when he can go find them himself? It's thoughtful... or so he thinks.]