Team Fortress 2 in new Sega All Stars Racing Game

[notintehkitchen]

Clearly, I'm the main attraction. My car was the best. Can I get one of those for the base?

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[sentryslinger]

Well now I've seen everything.

[notintehkitchen]

Hey Engie! It's nice to see you. Don't you think my car thing is cute?

[sentryslinger]

It's nice to see you too, Pyro. The car ain't so bad, save for the part where ya turn into Heavy when it goes on water and Spy when it flies.

[notintehkitchen]

Well, I'm glad I don't have to do that part. I don't like water so much...

[sentryslinger]

I don't expect you'd like bein' a Spy, either.

[notintehkitchen]

Not at all, they don't even eat! That would be no fun. All I would get to do is smoke and smell like an ashtray.

[sentryslinger]

You probably wouldn't be havin' many conversations with me if you were one, either.

[notintehkitchen]

That's why I'm a Pyro. I'd be sad if I couldn't talk to you.

[hasstandards]

Don't you think it'll get a bit soggy, drivin' a car without a roof around Sawmill?

[notintehkitchen]

That's alright, I'll just warm myself up with fire that comes out of the back.

[hasstandards]

While driving?

[notintehkitchen]

Sounds easy enough! I think I can do it, Mr. Hawk!

[hasstandards]

[He's learned by now that when Pyro puts her mind to something, she's not changing it until she's tried it. That doesn't keep him from looking disbelieving.]

Right. I'll just have to trust you on that. As for me, I'll stick to the camper.

[notintehkitchen]

Oh, you are going to drive your camper around the race course? That should be fun!

[hasstandards]

It's a camper, not a bloody race car.

[notintehkitchen]

Are you sure? I've seen you speed pretty fast in that in your "Meet The" video.

[notshadowfever]

Gah! Who invited you to the party?

[notintehkitchen]

Our God, probably. My mun says his name is Gabe Newell.

[notshadowfever]

I've met a few gods, and none of them had a name like that!

[notintehkitchen]

Well, that's the name of mine. I think.

[hedgehogengine]

Yo.

[notshadowfever]

Oh. I see. I should have known this was all down to you.

[hedgehogengine]

Oh, man. That looks better than I thought it would!

Just...

Y'know. No setting the guys in the other cars on fire, dude.

[notintehkitchen]

[She's so used to talking animals now that this doesn't even phase her.]

Where's the fun in participating if I can't light other cars on fire?

[hahahailtotheking]

... Well, that's one kinda cross-over, alright.