re: recent updates...

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Admittedly we werent necessarily in the market for any supplemental or secondary username but i do have to give credit where credit is due…
Its got a nice snappy sorta ring to it. Quite catchy!
If anything i can appreciate the well-intended salute to my excellent sense of fashion or more accurately my ability to render the alchemtizer in aesthetically pleasing combinations.
Either way i would agree the outfit youre reference in particular is dapper to say the least.
Any true adventurer would have the proper attire to conveniently don during scene changes something to fit the ambiance and whatnot.

I feel as if im missing a reference or some sort of contrived inside joke that im not privy to though.
But as you are the one who literally moves my lips…

Are you my mummy?



Was that right?

Comments

[rudediculous]

do you want me to be ur mummy??
b/c i totes can
;) ;) ;))
*wink wunk*
*wonk

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Not particularly.
Not that im attempting to undermine any of your maternal instincts of course!! Im sure that they would put any proper hallmark card to shame.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*Just sort of facepalms.*

No, I am not your mummy.

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

I would be concerned if you were!

[ofdrumsthesound]

Especially since I'm male, yes.

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

One should note that schwarzenegger accomplished this.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Only in a very bad movie. In real life, 21st century Earth's technology is not good enough to keep you alive, much less the baby. And the gender confusion could drive you insane.

So wait until the 51st century, okay?

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Im afraid that may be a bit after my time.
Assuming of course the world hasnt truly ended by then.

[ofdrumsthesound]

But you know what I mean.

Anyway, you could catch a ride with a time traveler.

[ofearth]

[ WOW NO THIS IS NOT OK ]

....

8D

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Uh hello there!

[ofearth]

Think you're funny, do you?

[ pause ]

Well, your mun does, at least. Seems my mun agrees.

[ GUESS WHO'S NOT AMUSED. it's queen vicky all up in this shit rn ]

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Uh.
I wasnt really under that impression.
I mean i have my moments but i wasnt intending for this to be one of them.

[comeonthensexy]

What were you intending then?

[ Honestly, he doesn't really know where he's getting with that but. He wonders. ]

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

To be honest im not entirely sure.
Satisfying the ever changing whims of a unreliable mundane??
Is that an adequate excuse? Because quite frankly im feeling a bit like ive said something wrong.

[comeonthensexy]

Maybe not something very right, but there's a long story behind that one. Not fair to get cross with you for that, I don't think.

[ofearth]

I lived through that "inside joke," thanks. [ LE SIGN ] But it looks like you're not a zombie, so that's good. I guess.

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

...
Are zombies in need of guardians??

[ CONFUSED. ]

[ofearth]

That one was.

[ ... ]

It's a long story.

[comeonthensexy]

Well, you know, I've joked about it. I wish there would have been people around who could understand it to appreciate it.

[ Weh. ]

It is pretty funny.

[ofearth]

[ omfg doctor ]

Maybe we should sit you down, make you watch the episode again.

[comeonthensexy]

What? Ever heard about distancing yourself?

[ofearth]

[ she's kicking you out of the TARDIS forever. only not really

...

shut up ]

Of course I've heard of it. [ gosh ] It's just weird when it comes outta left field like that.

[comeonthensexy]

Well. I suppose it was very out of the blue.

[ofearth]

[ she nods ]

Plus a joke about this's more or less expected of you, y'know?

[ex_kryptos784]

Jake. Poor, sweet Jake. You managed to live through one of the greatest points of British programming and you can't even tell when that reference was right or not?

For shame.

For woe.

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

I have been known to stream the bbc from time to time!
It was more often than not put on the back burner in lieu of other cinematic journeys however.

[ex_kryptos784]

Right. That list of top-tier cinema. I keep forgetting about that.

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

Indubitably so!
I have quite the collection and there are still a few quality pieces ive been meaning to share with you.

[oceanbreasts]

jake babs r u hittin on me
cuz i mean im totes down for it if u r
but i gotta make usre first cuz othwersie awkwerrrrrrd
*words n shit idk

[bowtiesandbootyshorts]

To be honest im not exactly sure if that phrase carried any unintentional innuendos but given the array of reactions im receiving i mayhaps should have erred on the side of caution.

[cyan_maid]

J, I don't know much about fashion, but I doubt that schoolboy shorts and skull gas masks are particularly stylish.
I do think the bow tie is snazzy, though!