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[idkmybffsy]

munnie i think u and i are gonna have some serious conflcits if we dont get ot fixin up ur litle issue
*conflickts
i kno u dont rly think youre equiepepd to handle me as-is
but i think you can do it
theres only one rpoblem from what i see
*rpproblem
*ok no that one works
and that
is



(this is a tlty dramatic pause)
(ur a writer-type so u should appreictate this)
(*appriectae)
(*appreciate)











the comeplete lack of booze in ur system
(ok mayb 2 much dramtic)
grls like you and me are entitleld to a good fuckin drink erey nwo and then
*entitled
and itll make this typing thing a lot easier on u
tho idk y ur having such an isshue w/ it
btw dont bang the keys 2 hard
thats a new laptop
treat it liek a dlelcitate flower
*deiacte
*delciate
*close enough

just quit bein so nervous ok
youll make a girl feel unwelcome
im happy 2 b here if ur happy to keep me
better than dealing w/ the batterwithc or any of those freaky skeleltons at any rate

Comments

[jikan_no_miko]

けっこうよっぱらそうです。私のベッドでやすんでもどう？

1/2

[idkmybffsy]

whoa
ok holod on
time 2 get my googogle translate fu on for these shensnaignans
*google
*shenanignans

2/2

[idkmybffsy]

uh
idk what problebs ur havin with joppa or w/e
but i hope it gets bette soon lil japanese chick
or maybe ur a dude akchusly
*actually
jus stick 2 that bedrest and youll feel betetr in no time

[...what she got, for the record.]

Re: 2/2

[jikan_no_miko]

。。。ええ？違うよ、違う！

[Congratulations--you just confused Damara.]

[idkmybffsy]

ur soundin kidna confused there
gonna b honest im pretty confused msyelf
not 2 turn down a perfecly plolite invitaiton to covnerse
*invitation
*converse
but maybe youve got the wrong chum for this one

[Again, Damarian to Roxyese translation for convenience.]

[jikan_no_miko]

まあ、ベッドに行けばすぐ分かります

[a_bit_too_dapper]

To be quite honest I am quickly appreciating this situation more and more as compared to the current situation in my universe.

[idkmybffsy]

do u mean
the mundane sitchuation
b/c yeah this is a hella lot better than whats goign on in my unieverse
*universe
even if my mun is BOOOOOOORING
i mean cmon a rad lady liek me needs someone daring
or at elast someone who can get me a dirnk every now and then
*dirk
*ok that too

so are u like
another player or smth
or some other joe smchehoe that happens 2 be comin from a ttly unrelated crpashoot universe
*schmoe
*capshoot
*no thats not rly right u dont type in caps

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Oh.
I take it you are not the Roxy I met here earlier.
Yes I am playing Sburb.
And my universe is quite related to yours in a strange way.

My name is Jaspers Frigglish Lalonde.

[idkmybffsy]

yeah there are some crazy dopleleganegr kinda thigns going on here
*dopepelganger
*doppelelganers
*lookalike shmucks
srry for any dispappointment
im as good as any other roxy aroudn tho ;)
(munnie doesnt think so but her opinion is invalidatetd)
(or void i guess)
(on acount of me sayin so)

wait a mimntue
*mintunes
*plz listen to holding music
do u mean like
my cat frigglish???
or i guess my moms cat that i borroowed and then returnde in a worst condition than i took it in :(
or are u like
my greag greta grate great uncles cosusin twice removed on my moms ectograndmas side
that the cat was secretly named after all along
or somethin else like that

[skulldiggery]

If its any consolation it seems you and i are on the same boat on the ol mundane front!
Unfortunately im not that continual intoxication is going to solve her problem.
I suppose it doesnt help that they both just sit around all day! We all need to get the blood pumping and get moving if you ask me!
Im sure thatll solve your alcoholic deprivation problem as well!

[idkmybffsy]

the only problem i have with alcochol deprivaiton is that i can only fix it w/ more alcochcol
* alcohocl
* man thats a hard word 2 type
my bloods pumpin jus fine from sitting on my ass talkin 2 a fine gentlement like urself

[skulldiggery]

My you certainly know how to flatter a man!
*Hand gun and a wink*
Once we finally meet up ourselves ill take a fine dame like you on the adventure of a lifetime!
Along with Dirk and Jane of course!
Golly the thought of all four of us hanging out together again is exciting isnt it?

[idkmybffsy]

oop took that hand gun bullet straight to the herat
*harp
*<3
watch where ur aiming that thing jakey
a maidens heart is delicate
i mean it can only handle like 3 or 4 bulelts max before it gives out
an then youre officialyl a ladykiller ;)

yeah im pretty excited
sux that we have to play this shitty game to do it but what can you dp
*do
better keep your promise about that adventure
strider and janey need more of it in there lives
*their

[arachnesweb]

Welcome to the paradox space party, Roxy! ::::)
My mun had a similar ine8ri8tion related pro8lem when she tried to pick you up herself. Is your mun too young to indulge in alcohol, or are you just o8jecting to their choice not to 8e constantly plastered?

[idkmybffsy]

PSHHHHH
shes older than me and thats old enough ;)
espeiciaily if this is a crazy apraddox space party
*paradox
parties are meant for booze

youre the spider chick one right
i was sorta snozozing through that whole conglogmeraton there

[arachnesweb]

'Old enough' is a very relative term, I suppose. What is considered old enough for one Earth country can 8e too young for another, and so on so forth! What ever the case may 8e, no judgement from our direction. :::;)
Why yes, I suppose I could 8e the 'spider chick one'! There is another equally spidery relative of mine around the 8u88les as well, though I don't 8elieve any of you have met her yet, leading me to 8elieve that I am indeed the spider of which you are speaking.
Quite alright, it wasn't your time to wake yet! 8ut you are here now, and we can have a proper talk at last!

[idkmybffsy]

i have no idea what other spidery chick ur talking about so yeah ur the one
we can chat now if you want
you sound liek you had something in mind to talk 2 me about

[clonksukcer]

man whats with all this blatant lifeism
skeletons are fucking rad

[idkmybffsy]

i dont have anything against skekeltons or most other dead thigns
just skeletons and dead things that are trying to undo all of dirkys hard work by making me into another fresh roxykabbob
* kabob
serisously our lands are like
some undead jurassic park kinda bullshit
do u kno how hard it is to aim at something that already has a zilizon holes in it
* zillison
* madeup fuckhuge number

[clonksukcer]

next youre gonna tell me your best friend is a skeleton too
havent seen this many blatant privileges in need of check-
-okay i cant even do this ironically
please forget i even went here in the first place
lets talk about skulls instead
cant you just aim for the skull?

[idkmybffsy]

no worries
ms zipperpips will keep ur embarrassing secrets on lock
max zipper security here
w/ like bodyguards an everythign
no one will ever know u went here except me and u ;)

i do
but skulls got like
at least 4 holes in em on their own merit
eyeholes and noseholes
4ish soudns about right

[hamburellakind]

are you sure that drinking is such a good idea?
i mean
they're gonna be in charge of you!
what if your drunk mun like
gets you pregnant or something?
i mean i like pranks but there's kind of a line...

[idkmybffsy]

ell oh to the fcuking ell
ur serious arent you
no worries my muns not big on the whole teen preggo shtick
i am comepeltely safe
*completely

howd you come up w/ that anyways
thats a pretty extreme example to jump on from the getgo

[hamburellakind]

um, well.
my mun did that once.
like a LONG time ago and
i mean obviously i don't have to deal with it.
i ain't havin' no butt babies.
but you know, it's still a possibility!
especially
if
they are drunk.