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[idkmybffsy]

munnie i think u and i are gonna have some serious conflcits if we dont get ot fixin up ur litle issue
*conflickts
i kno u dont rly think youre equiepepd to handle me as-is
but i think you can do it
theres only one rpoblem from what i see
*rpproblem
*ok no that one works
and that
is



(this is a tlty dramatic pause)
(ur a writer-type so u should appreictate this)
(*appriectae)
(*appreciate)











the comeplete lack of booze in ur system
(ok mayb 2 much dramtic)
grls like you and me are entitleld to a good fuckin drink erey nwo and then
*entitled
and itll make this typing thing a lot easier on u
tho idk y ur having such an isshue w/ it
btw dont bang the keys 2 hard
thats a new laptop
treat it liek a dlelcitate flower
*deiacte
*delciate
*close enough

just quit bein so nervous ok
youll make a girl feel unwelcome
im happy 2 b here if ur happy to keep me
better than dealing w/ the batterwithc or any of those freaky skeleltons at any rate

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[jikan_no_miko]

けっこうよっぱらそうです。私のベッドでやすんでもどう？

[a_bit_too_dapper]

To be quite honest I am quickly appreciating this situation more and more as compared to the current situation in my universe.

1/2

[idkmybffsy]

whoa
ok holod on
time 2 get my googogle translate fu on for these shensnaignans
*google
*shenanignans

2/2

[idkmybffsy]

uh
idk what problebs ur havin with joppa or w/e
but i hope it gets bette soon lil japanese chick
or maybe ur a dude akchusly
*actually
jus stick 2 that bedrest and youll feel betetr in no time

[...what she got, for the record.]

[skulldiggery]

If its any consolation it seems you and i are on the same boat on the ol mundane front!
Unfortunately im not that continual intoxication is going to solve her problem.
I suppose it doesnt help that they both just sit around all day! We all need to get the blood pumping and get moving if you ask me!
Im sure thatll solve your alcoholic deprivation problem as well!

Re: 2/2

[jikan_no_miko]

。。。ええ？違うよ、違う！

[Congratulations--you just confused Damara.]

[idkmybffsy]

do u mean
the mundane sitchuation
b/c yeah this is a hella lot better than whats goign on in my unieverse
*universe
even if my mun is BOOOOOOORING
i mean cmon a rad lady liek me needs someone daring
or at elast someone who can get me a dirnk every now and then
*dirk
*ok that too

so are u like
another player or smth
or some other joe smchehoe that happens 2 be comin from a ttly unrelated crpashoot universe
*schmoe
*capshoot
*no thats not rly right u dont type in caps

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Oh.
I take it you are not the Roxy I met here earlier.
Yes I am playing Sburb.
And my universe is quite related to yours in a strange way.

My name is Jaspers Frigglish Lalonde.

[idkmybffsy]

the only problem i have with alcochol deprivaiton is that i can only fix it w/ more alcochcol
* alcohocl
* man thats a hard word 2 type
my bloods pumpin jus fine from sitting on my ass talkin 2 a fine gentlement like urself

[idkmybffsy]

ur soundin kidna confused there
gonna b honest im pretty confused msyelf
not 2 turn down a perfecly plolite invitaiton to covnerse
*invitation
*converse
but maybe youve got the wrong chum for this one

[Again, Damarian to Roxyese translation for convenience.]

[jikan_no_miko]

まあ、ベッドに行けばすぐ分かります

[idkmybffsy]

yeah there are some crazy dopleleganegr kinda thigns going on here
*dopepelganger
*doppelelganers
*lookalike shmucks
srry for any dispappointment
im as good as any other roxy aroudn tho ;)
(munnie doesnt think so but her opinion is invalidatetd)
(or void i guess)
(on acount of me sayin so)

wait a mimntue
*mintunes
*plz listen to holding music
do u mean like
my cat frigglish???
or i guess my moms cat that i borroowed and then returnde in a worst condition than i took it in :(
or are u like
my greag greta grate great uncles cosusin twice removed on my moms ectograndmas side
that the cat was secretly named after all along
or somethin else like that

[a_bit_too_dapper]

It seems that I am an alternate reality version of your cat.
Rose is also my cat if you're curious how I determined this to be true.

[idkmybffsy]

sooooo
are u like
tellin me to sleep on it
wheres strider and his silily shades when u need em
this is jsut like out of his animes

[Closer this time!]

[idkmybffsy]

oh wow

ok i guess mayb i shouldnt be 2 surprised
cosndiering my weird ectomom and ectodaughter and futuredreaming sburb shit
but i kind of didnt think id ever see my cat again
since i snet him back insted of prototpying him
* prototyping
i mean ur not EXCACTLY my cat but



im sorry about the book :( :( :(

[jikan_no_miko]

そうよ！私と一緒に寝よう！美しいヘンタイを作りましょう！

[a_bit_too_dapper]

It is really alright.
I would be quite the hypocrite were I upset.

[idkmybffsy]

oooooooo
nvm i get it now
this is THAT kind of anime
y didnt u just say so
i am a flirtlarper extrordinarie after all ;)
*extraordinate
*extraordinaire
this might be hard tho
(lol hard)
since i cant rly telel what ur supposed to be sayin
gogogle translate isnt as good at flirtlarp as dirks glasses

[idkmybffsy]

oh
does that mean u had an unfortunate apeparifyging accident w/ rose too :(
*appearifying
one that may or may not have invovled a massive tome of uandbriged cheesy jokes
*involved
*unabridged

[jikan_no_miko]

じゃ、はじめましょうか？

[She's already undoing the buttons on her shirt.]

躊躇わないで、すべてを脱ぎなさい！

[skulldiggery]

My you certainly know how to flatter a man!
*Hand gun and a wink*
Once we finally meet up ourselves ill take a fine dame like you on the adventure of a lifetime!
Along with Dirk and Jane of course!
Golly the thought of all four of us hanging out together again is exciting isnt it?

*Dashingly threadjacks*

[skulldiggery]

*Clears throat to get attention*
Ahem! If youll excuse me miss!
Not to make a mockery of who im sure is capable of being another standup alien girl but im afraid im going to have to ask you to cease and desist!
Your demeanor right now is not only extremely inappropriate but quite the clinker in front of my classy (though consistently intoxicated) lady friend here.
And id be a monkeys uncle if i allowed such to continue!

[idkmybffsy]

oop took that hand gun bullet straight to the herat
*harp
*<3
watch where ur aiming that thing jakey
a maidens heart is delicate
i mean it can only handle like 3 or 4 bulelts max before it gives out
an then youre officialyl a ladykiller ;)

yeah im pretty excited
sux that we have to play this shitty game to do it but what can you dp
*do
better keep your promise about that adventure
strider and janey need more of it in there lives
*their

*Pervertedly continues perving*

[jikan_no_miko]

まあ、かわいいショウタですね。あなたも触れたい？

[And she's thrusting her chest at him.]

sipips martini thoguthfully *thoughtfully

[idkmybffsy]

omg jakey youre being so serious right now ahahahahjfhhhj
*hahaha
its ok its just another alien chik
(i think)
(our other one was cuter though)

whats she even sayin anyways