Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

Re: Heh, it's ok.

[controledfreak]

Like I need your approval.

[Despite the tone and facial expression. The light around the little terror gets just a little bit brighter.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i get that
i got leagues a people sayin this or that a wwhat they think a me an i alwways just figure wwhy the fuck should i care
unwwarranted self importance literally all ovver the place

[controledfreak]

[Oh, and now the lights dim again. gj, Eri D:]

Who are you saying possesses unwarranted self importance???

[caligulas_aquarium]

[DAMN GURL temperamental much

not that he can say anything really]

oh come on i didnt mean YOU
if anythin gettin all wworked up ovver passin remarks not evven aimed at you are a surefire wway to make a guy thing you sure got it

[controledfreak]

[Point to me one horrorterror that's emotionally stable. And if Gl'bgolyb's that one... well..]

[But that remark calmed her down, though now she's pouting.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat are you upset noww or somethin

[controledfreak]

I'm not upset.

[It is visible with anybody with half a brain that she is upset.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

you are clearly upset
trust me i knoww bein upset an actin otherwwise i practically fuckin invvented it
im speakin figurativvely a course but
cmon wwhat the fuck is the big deal i evven SAID i wwasnt talkin about you specific or nothin didnt i

[controledfreak]

Well, when you put it that way, it would be incredibly foolish to be upset.

Which I'm not.

And now I'm even doubly so not upset. Were it to satisfy you to have an answer to your inquiry.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww you are seriously not wwhat i expected for a horrorterror

[controledfreak]

[It's not that she's not used to that. I mean, how many horrorterrors do you know acts as an emissary to another race?]

What were you expecting?

[caligulas_aquarium]

dunno
i wwasnt exactly on any sort a intimate levvel wwith future you so it aint like i kneww wwhat she wwas like either
all i did wwas off a buncha marine life so often enough to feed her
you
wwhatevver
so i nevver gavve it any sorta thought

Hover over the bouncing Horroricon for a quick translation o/

[controledfreak]

Expectations assume preconceived notions. If I failed to achieve them, that makes them definable enough to be given form.

At least partially.

It's the one of the most basic qualities of order. In order to bring order to chaos one must be able to identify it as an immovable object governed by rules. Only then can consistency be observed.

What, then, were your prior assessments of what I was to be, and how did I fail to achieve them?

\o/

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont knoww at least i assumed an eldritch monstrosity wwouldnt be so touchy

[controledfreak]

I'm not touchy.

We have been down this path before. It is becoming tedious.

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright fine WWHATEVVER
if youre so not so touchy then wwhat the fuck do YOU wwanna talk about cause im comin up a blank here

[controledfreak]

Uh...

...



[No, yeah, she forgot.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[But what if he just continues to stare expectantly in silence, oh future emissary of the horrorterrors.

What then.]

[controledfreak]

[She'll BS, that's what.]

You are in my way.

Please remove yourself, or I will be forced to do it myself.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[wha..........

ok yeah he's actually confused now.]

but
youre the one wwho approached ME strikin up convversation wwith a joke an all howw the fuck am i the one in the wway