re: winter soldier #1

[kneecaptain]

There you go. Not really dead, and still better off than Jason Todd.

Comments

[bests]

Someone's looking like the cat that got the canary.

[kneecaptain]

I always thought that was a weird expression.

[bests]

Any particular reason why?

[kneecaptain]

I dunno. It's just… weird.

[bests]

Have you ever spent a lot of time around a cat? They have a marked tendency to look smug.

[kneecaptain]

A "marked tendency". [He is making fun of how you talk.]

[puny_parker]

That ain't exactly a huge accomplishment Bucky.

[kneecaptain]

Thanks for the encouragement.

[puny_parker]

I don't exist to encourage you.

I exist to annoy you.

[kneecaptain]

Then you gotta try harder than that.

[evenrobin]

Rub it in harder, I didn't feel it under all this dirt.

[kneecaptain]

I don't wanna be unsporting.

[evenrobin]

You're on a roll, why stop now? [ <- petulant baby]

[kneecaptain]

There's a point it stops becoming fun.

[goodsoldier]

Man, you old-timers sure do have a way with zingers.

[kneecaptain]

I heard gee whiz went out of fashion.

[goodsoldier]

You heard right. I guess the Russian cybernetic people can whip up a mean hearing aid.

[kneecaptain]

There's a lot mean they can do.

[goodsoldier]

But that's okay. You're better off than me in every respect that matters.

[kneecaptain]

They didn't reboot my universe.

[gevurah]

Shall I say "congratulations"?

[kneecaptain]

If you want, I guess.

Everyone else's pointing out that it doesn't take much doing.

[gevurah]

Well then, I don't have to touch on that.

[kneecaptain]

It's not my fault his canon hates him.

[gevurah]

Rubbing it in seems harsh.