I apologize to everyone

[turbug]

... "code... zombie"?

hahaH̄̉̓ͩA͖͇̹̬̋̓ͨ̐̋͂HA...!

I'm n̩͔̦͙͎̯̙͐͌̍͗̈́ͧ͘-̴͖̏n̡͕̰̫ͣ̍̇oͮt͕̹͚̩͖̪̓̍a zombie... or a skeleton...!

Don't you know looks can be decIEV010010010100͉̍͗ͥ1̫̲̻̹̭̙͛̌̓ͭ1͍̹͇͇̙͕͊̐̌ͮͩͯ1̓0͍̱͙̞̣0̖̰̙̥̰̀̎̉͠1̧̱̦̪̭0̻̩̩̫ͩ̄ͅ0̷͖͕̤͙̹̠̿ͣͩ̓0ͧ̓1͎̓̒1̛̺̣̳͚ͥ̄̏̒͆1̘͉̬̦̝̜́

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W-Would you ḽ̤͎̪͗͌ͦͪ̚i̻͖̳̹̬ͫ̍ͣ̍̓k͙̞͔̣̯͔̦͑͛̒̑͗̒̊e̙̘ͦ some candy?

{{OOC: Glitchtext apparently best viewed in Firefox. But yeah, post-movie King Candy/Turbo, who did manage to regenerate due to screwing with the Sugar Rush code but came back as a disturbing insane glitch abomination. I'm so sorry.}}

Comments

[holyrabies]

Woah... Dude.

[turbug]

[The glitch giggles, buzzing on his Cy-Bug wings, like some sort of freakish insect-fairy. His static eyes stare at her vacantly with a sharp-toothed grin.]

heh... he...ḥ͎͓͕̫̟̯ͭ͞e͕̤̳͂̀̈.̜̤ͬ̓̌̅̚.͉̣̿ͥ͛ͮ.͍͇̪̼͍͙̋... h-hello, my dear s-subject...!

[He flickers with pixelation.]

[holyrabies]

I think you need some help there, mister.

[turbug]

H-Help...?

[He continues chuckling, glitching.]

Have you... come to ś̹͕̝̠̟̼͈̿̏̇̀̀-̡͓̞̻̞͙͇̲͑̀s̷̩͔̣̈͂͋e̺̰͕̹̙͓̞͑͌̀͒̋̚r̦̽̚͠v͎̝̮̗̬͔̕ͅe̫̰̣̞̝͙͛ your king? he he... he... heheHEHEHE...!

[mailerdaemon]

[GAH! Exim recoils in disgust at all of the glitching and corruption.]

Ugh!

[turbug]

[He buzzes around, humming a merry tune as his whole body glitches. He seems to simply be staring off into nothing, not looking anywhere near Exim.]

[mailerdaemon]

[That's really confusing. Clearly, someone needs to debug (ha!) this strange little program's source code. It's jumbled up.]

...Can you hear me?

[turbug]

[Flickering, he turns vaguely in Exim's direction.]

Heh...h̨̩͈̩̩̯̫̗̀̎̍ͦe̺͉̱̓͋ͪ͐ͭhe... y-yes, my subject? Your l͓̝͓̝͇͓ͥ̑ͧͪͤ͗i̩͈e͍̣̬̅ͬ̐͟g̤̯͉̳̦̓͂ͨẻ̢̮̤̖̮͓̀ͯͧͤ̈̏ hears you...

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Even Atlas knows this is why you don't mess with the program. Also he's starting to edge for the door wondering why he even came in here to begin with, keeping his big blue eye on the bug]

[turbug]

[The flickering glitch looks in Atlas's direction, eyes full of static with an unsettling sharp grin.]

Hehe...heh... the l-light...
THE LI̡̪̪̓ͧȊ͓̥̜̝͑ͮ̇̉͝I̤̒ͪ̓̊̀͟Ỉ͙̏ͣ͌̂GHT...!

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Uh oh...that can't be good. Atlas takes a defensive stance at first, a silly not-quite kung-fu stance...flailing his metal arms to try and ward off the monster]

[atomic_wrath]

[...the hell was this creature, Godzilla thought as he grimaced down at it.]

[kaijuaresnacks]

Hmm...

[Bogal examines you like a thoughtful shopper]

I never eaten a being of data before...

[turbug]

[His face glitches, shifting.]

G̟̟̹̳͖̎̅̑ͤ̄̌̆O͓͓͖̫̥͙͆̚ AWAY! I'M N̎̀O͇̲͓̖̳ͮ͂ͯ̃͆͐̋́T̒͛̄͐͏̯̥͓̤͉ͅ YOUR LUNCH...!!

[kaijuaresnacks]

Or what? You'll display numbers at me.

[A lizard-like tongue drags across her lips]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[A data being?

Slenderman hasn't creeped one much in its existence!]

[icanfixit]

You! What are are you doing here?!

[turbug]

heh...hehehHEHEHE... ha... HA...HAHAHA!!!

My, so many g̫̪̻̫̠̜̉ͅ-̧͖̩̺̯̳̊̇̈̔g̯̗͓͈̻ͯ̎̉̈́̈́͋u̫ͯ̍̿eşͪ͊͛͒̈ͅt͋͗̓͂̈́̆́s̟̖̣̝͙͓ͩ͐̈́͐̅͡ today! Welcome~

[Buzzing on his Cy-Bug wings, he glitches while giggling, gazing at Felix vacantly with his static eyes.]

he he h̢̘͓͖̹͓ͅeͥͬ͑͆̚... d-do I know you...?

[icanfixit]

[Felix flinches and takes a few steps back, pursing his lips.]

You... don't remember what happened?

[moon_flicker]

[Well now, this looks incredibly familiar. You'd fit right in at the Net Slum alongside all the other vagrant AIs that were never meant to exist.]

Your code's in shambles, isn't it?

[turbug]

ha ha HA H͈̄̉̽͞A̐̒ͩ̐̐́̚HA... you've p-pronounced "handsome" w-wrong, my f-friend! he he HEHͮE̩̘̯̮͖H͞E͒̽̀HE...!!

[moon_flicker]

[Zelkova's probably one of the few in this thread who isn't disturbed or even remotely bothered by this. He has nothing but sympathy for junk data AIs.]

Are you a programming error, or was your data corrupted afterward?

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph doesn't know what's going, but what he does know is that he doesn't like it one single bit.

First, the Cy-Bugs in Hero's Duty tried to eat him and now this. He's not fond of normal zombies and insane code zombies hit closer to home, since it's something that could possibly affect and infect him.

He chooses to run away while screaming loudly.]

[turbug]

[The glitch buzzes around on his Cy-Bug wings, puzzled, trying to detect where that scream came from... since he can no longer exactly see out of his eyes, hence their static.]

H-Helloooo...?

[He momentarily flickers, pixelating.]

... W-where a̢̳͉ͨͦ̎r̭͙̘̘̙̟̖ͦͧͣ̅͞ĕ͕͍͎̜̞͔͑ͩͪͯ̚ yoooouuu~?

[wreckingduty]

[Stealth is not Ralph's strong point and he makes a lot of noise clattering around as he scrambles for some semblance of safety, especially due to the armor he's wearing.

The longer he runs, the more he's panicking and yelling. He's not really saying anything coherent, mostly just nonsense noises of fear.]