I apologize to everyone

[turbug]

... "code... zombie"?

hahaH̄̉̓ͩA͖͇̹̬̋̓ͨ̐̋͂HA...!

I'm n̩͔̦͙͎̯̙͐͌̍͗̈́ͧ͘-̴͖̏n̡͕̰̫ͣ̍̇oͮt͕̹͚̩͖̪̓̍a zombie... or a skeleton...!

Don't you know looks can be decIEV010010010100͉̍͗ͥ1̫̲̻̹̭̙͛̌̓ͭ1͍̹͇͇̙͕͊̐̌ͮͩͯ1̓0͍̱͙̞̣0̖̰̙̥̰̀̎̉͠1̧̱̦̪̭0̻̩̩̫ͩ̄ͅ0̷͖͕̤͙̹̠̿ͣͩ̓0ͧ̓1͎̓̒1̛̺̣̳͚ͥ̄̏̒͆1̘͉̬̦̝̜́

[BHHZZZZZT]



0̊̽͂͒͊̑1̶̺̫̙̦̄ͫ̎̃̽͑̓0̗͕̂̐̈ͣ̈̆̑͞0҉̻̝̝̮1̨̬͖̭̺͓ͅ0̹͓͕0001000101 HE he he...

W-Would you ḽ̤͎̪͗͌ͦͪ̚i̻͖̳̹̬ͫ̍ͣ̍̓k͙̞͔̣̯͔̦͑͛̒̑͗̒̊e̙̘ͦ some candy?

{{OOC: Glitchtext apparently best viewed in Firefox. But yeah, post-movie King Candy/Turbo, who did manage to regenerate due to screwing with the Sugar Rush code but came back as a disturbing insane glitch abomination. I'm so sorry.}}

Comments

[holyrabies]

Woah... Dude.

[mailerdaemon]

[GAH! Exim recoils in disgust at all of the glitching and corruption.]

Ugh!

[turbug]

[The glitch giggles, buzzing on his Cy-Bug wings, like some sort of freakish insect-fairy. His static eyes stare at her vacantly with a sharp-toothed grin.]

heh... he...ḥ͎͓͕̫̟̯ͭ͞e͕̤̳͂̀̈.̜̤ͬ̓̌̅̚.͉̣̿ͥ͛ͮ.͍͇̪̼͍͙̋... h-hello, my dear s-subject...!

[He flickers with pixelation.]

[holyrabies]

I think you need some help there, mister.

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Even Atlas knows this is why you don't mess with the program. Also he's starting to edge for the door wondering why he even came in here to begin with, keeping his big blue eye on the bug]

[turbug]

[He buzzes around, humming a merry tune as his whole body glitches. He seems to simply be staring off into nothing, not looking anywhere near Exim.]

[mailerdaemon]

[That's really confusing. Clearly, someone needs to debug (ha!) this strange little program's source code. It's jumbled up.]

...Can you hear me?

[turbug]

[The flickering glitch looks in Atlas's direction, eyes full of static with an unsettling sharp grin.]

Hehe...heh... the l-light...
THE LI̡̪̪̓ͧȊ͓̥̜̝͑ͮ̇̉͝I̤̒ͪ̓̊̀͟Ỉ͙̏ͣ͌̂GHT...!

[atomic_wrath]

[...the hell was this creature, Godzilla thought as he grimaced down at it.]

[kaijuaresnacks]

Hmm...

[Bogal examines you like a thoughtful shopper]

I never eaten a being of data before...

[turbug]

H-Help...?

[He continues chuckling, glitching.]

Have you... come to ś̹͕̝̠̟̼͈̿̏̇̀̀-̡͓̞̻̞͙͇̲͑̀s̷̩͔̣̈͂͋e̺̰͕̹̙͓̞͑͌̀͒̋̚r̦̽̚͠v͎̝̮̗̬͔̕ͅe̫̰̣̞̝͙͛ your king? he he... he... heheHEHEHE...!

[holyrabies]

Um. No?

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Uh oh...that can't be good. Atlas takes a defensive stance at first, a silly not-quite kung-fu stance...flailing his metal arms to try and ward off the monster]

[turbug]

[Flickering, he turns vaguely in Exim's direction.]

Heh...h̨̩͈̩̩̯̫̗̀̎̍ͦe̺͉̱̓͋ͪ͐ͭhe... y-yes, my subject? Your l͓̝͓̝͇͓ͥ̑ͧͪͤ͗i̩͈e͍̣̬̅ͬ̐͟g̤̯͉̳̦̓͂ͨẻ̢̮̤̖̮͓̀ͯͧͤ̈̏ hears you...

[mailerdaemon]

"Liege"? "Subject"? I am not anyone's subject. You need your data defragged.

[Is it contagious? She really hopes not.]

[turbug]

[Suddenly, a glitch on his face causes it to change in appearance.]

YOU'RE Ẇ̯̰̘̣͉̣͎͆̊̓ͩ͜O̢͙͈ͫ̂͑R̡͕͑ͥͨT͕̯̼͠H̳͆ͅL̶̜̬̇̐̾̆E̯̰̘͈̙Ś̴̤̞̝͌́̇ͩ̔S͎̦͙̳̱̜̹ THEN...!!

[turbug]

[His face glitches, shifting.]

G̟̟̹̳͖̎̅̑ͤ̄̌̆O͓͓͖̫̥͙͆̚ AWAY! I'M N̎̀O͇̲͓̖̳ͮ͂ͯ̃͆͐̋́T̒͛̄͐͏̯̥͓̤͉ͅ YOUR LUNCH...!!

[kaijuaresnacks]

Or what? You'll display numbers at me.

[A lizard-like tongue drags across her lips]

[holyrabies]

Woah! Not cool!

[turbug]

All in the land of-- 010100110101010101000111010000010͔̪ͬ͌͆̽ͤ͞1̨̼͍̗ͥ̈̃̈́̎ͮ̓0͊̓ͬ̋1̒͏̤͇̰̣0ͤ͐ͥ̍҉͈͚̻̪̭̹͈0̜̬͚͖̔̾͟1̹͙̬͚͔̩̿ͯ̒͊̉0̤͖̭̃0̛͖͍̰̜̇ͤ͊0̘͉̂̓͗̎̓͛͟1̩̘̝̤̥̽0̢̗̟̘̰͉̝͒̃ͅ0̜̥̹̳̰̮͑͊́0̮̹͌̔0͋0͎̙̱̯̞̊ͨ͑̽͊ͪͯ0͉̤͖̳̝̺̅̂̇́ͥ1͐ͧ̈ͪ̚0̷̮̯1̤̫̄̎̈́̋̊̐ͩ͡0̺͉̙̣̭͉̻̅ͪͯͤ̚0̠̠̼͚ͣ͗̚͢1̘̪̞̼͓͎͎0̨̪̣͔͖͑ͯ0̢̣̦̹̲̪͓̩͊̽̽͐1̳̳̳͖̜̩͈̉̽0̘ͩ͒1̯̪̺̘̰̙̃͆0̵̓ͩ̓ͦ1̭̇̓ͭ0̯̲̭ͮͮ̾̚1̮̯̱̤͖̔̈́͊ͦ̽̂0͇͙̝̫̤̖͑̎ͦ͑̃̾͋ͅ1̴͍̼̱͖̲͚͌̃̈́̐ͫ͑0̣̼̘̖̻̘̩́ͥͤ̿̊̾̚1̠͈̪̎̒̋0̥̮̖̦̦̆͒́̋ͨ̋̊ͅ0̼̟̥͇͓͇̪̈ͧ̓͐̚1̫̥̹͖̫̘̠1̻̹̯͇͑0̬͍̣̄́̿̄1̣̩̳̻̭̗͚͌ͯ̒̄͊̀̍0̃͒҉̥̟͙̝̪0̠̲͙̼̻̻̽͒̓̈͛ͭͅ1̲͍̲̝̝̘̩̽ͪ̄͐͂̿̑0̡̤0̅̂̑ͫ̓ͤͨ҉0̺̠ͤ-- are m-my subjects!

I am K-King... ha... haHAHA.... HA...
I don't remember...!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[A data being?

Slenderman hasn't creeped one much in its existence!]

[icanfixit]

You! What are are you doing here?!

[turbug]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
HAHA... HAH͕̬̻̭̮̀́ͩ̂A͙̹̖͋͌ͥ͐̌ͅH̜͚̮͙̱͕ͥA̶̝̩HA...HAH̰͂ͩͥ̇A̋ͩͦͯͧ!̺͌̓̈ͯ͊͋!̢̈ͣͧͦ

[turbug]

[He seems to be drawn towards Atlas's glowing blue optic, as he buzzes further towards it.]

So b-bright... ș̣̜̬͎͂͝o̜͙̮̒͒̀... beautiful~

[turbug]

GO AWAY!! GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYG̖̝͂̓ͮͥO̧̜̘̹̾̇̍A̬̯Ẁ̛̇̽͂̊Ą̗̓ͥ͌̓̈̇Ÿ̯̜G̖̝͂̓ͮͥO̧̜̘̹̾̇̍A̬̯Ẁ̛̇̽͂̊Ą̗̓ͥ͌̓̈̇Ÿ̯̜0̟̟̲̀1̯̩̞ͮͦ̂͐̔0̢̣̰̺̱͎ͪ0͇͇̹̓̎͆ͮͅ0̜̫̪̜͗ͬ1̯̻̜̯̖1̟̞͕͙̗ͫ͆͆̉ͤ̉ͣ1͉̫̞͊̍ͧͮ̂̚0̯̗ͩ͛̉̔͊̉ͯ1̢̑̚0̟̦͖̬ͦͬ͛ͧ̐̚ͅ0͎̠͊1͖̮͇̝̪̖͕̏͑ͧͬ̓̑̉1̡̫̰̗̘̭̘̦̏̍ͤ͒ͩ1̟͔ͦ1̳̱̼̠̲͈͙̐0ͯ1͎͓̣̪̋͊ͤͨ̀0̭̹͍̘̝͍͚̄̃ͫ̃͂͆0̖͖̤ͦ̽͐̎0͈̣0̟̱͙̭͛ͤ͋͞0̸ͤ̂̊ͨ̇̔̿1̈́̓ͩ0̙̗̺͖̐͗ͬ̓ͩ͐1͍̰͔̄̄̄̈́̆0̮͙̫̯̦̥1̳̠̩̱ͪ̀ͦ̉0̴͖̠͈͚̝̩͆ͯͪ̈ͬ1̻̘̭̝͔̌̒̎̏1̙̩̲͙̹͚͔͊͠1̠͈͉̞̻̦͑͒͌͑̌̿ͥ́0̙͍̱̳͖̻̮̑̌͐1̷̜͖̙̜̞͂ͫͯ̌ͣ̇0̀̐̍̈͘0͇̍̈̐ͯͅ0̮͐̌ͫ̑0̹̜̻̜̙̙̜̽ͭ0̧̘ͨ̈́̄̍̎̓ͅ1̦͚͕̓̎͂̐̀ͣ0̫̰̖͓̇̈́̅͘1̲̪̳͉̀̐͌̉͗ͬ͋0̿ͣ͏͍͉̲̜͍̫͉1̷̫͍̐͒̐1͙̖ͭ͑ͧͣ́̕0͎͚̓̎̍0̪ͥ̐͗ͭ1͈̣͔̼̣̬͎ͣ͐̎̔̿̾

[His glitches become increasingly widespread and erratic, looking and sounding more and more corrupted and distorted by the millisecond. Seriously, eating this guy would probably be BAD. VERY BAD.]