On dying and going to... dear mun?!

[gavemyword]

Oi, oi. It's been over a week. I think you're lost.

[…]

FUCK NO. You're the one with the stupid directions! Didn't you say to go left? [… you're pointing right, Zoro.] How the hell am I supposed to walk there anyway! Tch. Shitty cook's always telling me to go to hell... trust him to fuck it up the one time I ask.

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[mikangirl]

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You can't get any directions right, can you?

[gavemyword]

Pretty sure it's the chef's fault, this time.

[mikangirl]

No, I'm pretty sure it's your fault.

...

I can't really do this in Luceti because I've gone home. [Among other reasons.] But here is another story.

[goldenglasses]

[Hey, he FOUND his way to the after life. So why was he being sent back to help the guy who killed him?]

How the heck did you wind up here!?

[gavemyword]

YOU. [I think that answers it nicely, don't you?] Th-that's none of your business!

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, me. I told my mun you wouldn't be happy to see me, but she insisted I should help you.





...did you really get LOST here? There's really not that many ways to go when you're dead you know.

[hollower]

You really are a fantasista.

[Yeah, she's got a lot more to say, but this just begs to be said here and now. Seriously, Zoro, seriously.]

[gavemyword]

No one asked you.

[hollower]

Merely stating fact. [...] Stupid.

[weakahoshi]

Z- Zoro-sama are you okay?

[Shirahoshi wavers a little, unsure of what to do.]

Um. S- since I'm normal sized at this place m- maybe I could carry you home... So y- you can rest...

[gavemyword]

[Caught between the offer of a ride home and his... pride... it takes Zoro about .2 seconds to make his decision.]

No thanks.

[weakahoshi]

[Do you see that, Zoro? That is the image of a mermaid withering.]

You need to go the other way, then...

[toujoursfluer]

Well, keep trying. Perhaps you'll make hell eventually.

[A pause]

Have you tried that direction? [She points. Not that she knows whats in that direction but it could be fun to find out]

[gavemyword]

Hn-? [He looks. Then turns to her and nods, face serious.] Thanks.

[Walking!]

[waywardswords]

Only an idiot would get lost in a place like this. [Hey, you look familiar somehow but he can't quite place you. Pluus he might be gloating a little because he's not the misdirected one. Of course he hasn't left DM yet, but, details]

[gavemyword]

You would know. [God, he is way too used to this place.] So, you gonna help out or what.

[tapdancinskelly]

... Don't feel too bad Zoro, the afterlife is a very tricky place to navigate.

[Spent a YEAR trying to find his body again.]

[gavemyword]

I don't think this is the same thing.

[He never even made it to the afterlife, sob.]

Could use some advice, though.

[thestrongestway]

... Well! I'd love to help and all, but truth be told I've proven stunningly good at keeping out of hell in the past, so... yes. Sorry.

[gavemyword]

I'm not exactly dying to get there.

[/pun intended]

[nosenobounds]

You need to be more careful, Zoro! You're gonna get so lost that people forget you exist anymore.

[ AND THEN WHAT WILL WE DO, HUH. ]

[ohcaptainmy]

IS THAT POSSIBLE USOPP?!

[gavemyword]

At least say something believable.

[because irony]

[ohcaptainmy]

[ Who's laughing at you Zoro? Just your leader and Captain. ]

Shishishi, Zoro, you're terrible at directions! [ Because Luffy is so better! ]

[gavemyword]

It's my mun, my mun! [Damn it man take his side.] And that cook messed something up, too.

[Probably.]