On dying and going to... dear mun?!

[gavemyword]

Oi, oi. It's been over a week. I think you're lost.

[…]

FUCK NO. You're the one with the stupid directions! Didn't you say to go left? [… you're pointing right, Zoro.] How the hell am I supposed to walk there anyway! Tch. Shitty cook's always telling me to go to hell... trust him to fuck it up the one time I ask.

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[mikangirl]

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You can't get any directions right, can you?

[goldenglasses]

[Hey, he FOUND his way to the after life. So why was he being sent back to help the guy who killed him?]

How the heck did you wind up here!?

[gavemyword]

Pretty sure it's the chef's fault, this time.

[mikangirl]

No, I'm pretty sure it's your fault.

...

I can't really do this in Luceti because I've gone home. [Among other reasons.] But here is another story.

[gavemyword]

YOU. [I think that answers it nicely, don't you?] Th-that's none of your business!

[gavemyword]

... do what?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, me. I told my mun you wouldn't be happy to see me, but she insisted I should help you.





...did you really get LOST here? There's really not that many ways to go when you're dead you know.

[namigational]

[Sadly Nami's timeskip icons don't have the proper way of showing you her love, Zoro. So here, she's borrowing this other account to show you just how hard she hits you.

Love,

Nami's mun.]

[gavemyword]

I'm not lost! [Stubborn, stubborn.] ... but I think my mun is. If you can talk some sense into her, that might make up for all the shit you caused.

[Might. B|]

[gavemyword]

[ASDFGHJKLkjhsdw WHAT THE FFFFFFFffffffffff..............




-- excuse him, kowtowing to Nami forever. Shit, woman, that HURT.]

[mikangirl]

[Most feared foe of the monster trio, man. Nursing her knuckles.]

That's for hitting me.

[hollower]

You really are a fantasista.

[Yeah, she's got a lot more to say, but this just begs to be said here and now. Seriously, Zoro, seriously.]

[gavemyword]

No one asked you.

[hollower]

Merely stating fact. [...] Stupid.

[weakahoshi]

Z- Zoro-sama are you okay?

[Shirahoshi wavers a little, unsure of what to do.]

Um. S- since I'm normal sized at this place m- maybe I could carry you home... So y- you can rest...

[gavemyword]

[Flaring his nostrils at you! Also: ignoring. 8)

Watch him walk in circles~~ Aren't they pretty?]

[gavemyword]

[Caught between the offer of a ride home and his... pride... it takes Zoro about .2 seconds to make his decision.]

No thanks.

[gavemyword]

... 'l kill you!

[Only his hands are still kissing the floor so you may want to take that with a grain of salt.]

I will forever love that icon.

[hollower]

[She'll just...watch every time he passes by. How many times was it this time? Seven? Eight? Nah, gotta be more. BUT ANYWAY, Perona's gettin' real tired of yo' shit, Zoro, and she's not here to watch you chase an impossible goal - reaching your destination - and has more important things to do.

Like sicking her hollows on you. 8) Have fun with that, bro.]

[weakahoshi]

[Do you see that, Zoro? That is the image of a mermaid withering.]

You need to go the other way, then...

[toujoursfluer]

Well, keep trying. Perhaps you'll make hell eventually.

[A pause]

Have you tried that direction? [She points. Not that she knows whats in that direction but it could be fun to find out]

[waywardswords]

Only an idiot would get lost in a place like this. [Hey, you look familiar somehow but he can't quite place you. Pluus he might be gloating a little because he's not the misdirected one. Of course he hasn't left DM yet, but, details]

[gavemyword]

You would know. [God, he is way too used to this place.] So, you gonna help out or what.

[waywardswords]

What the hell do you mean by that? [Who was this guy anyway and why did he look so familiar? He was kinda ugly too]

I don't know where you're going. [and he can't really tell you how to get there even if he did know but he's hoping you'll man up and look for it your own damn self. That's what he'd do.]

[tapdancinskelly]

... Don't feel too bad Zoro, the afterlife is a very tricky place to navigate.

[Spent a YEAR trying to find his body again.]