dont mind me im just dicking around here

[freudianfieldday]

(boom dum wub wubba wub)
(no fuck that)
(buh dum boom chka)
(man that shits weak)
(hold on i got this)
(uh)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(oh man yes)
(this beat is so fly)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(aw shit yeah)
(it's flying over the rainbow)
(leaving it in its dust)
(this beat is like man fuck that rainbow)
(like)
(bam zoom straight to the moon)
(omg)
(omg thats the hook)
(okay okay lets lay this down)
(my flow is full of these dime rhymes)
(propelling my prime climb)
(as i commit some time crimes)
(away from all this dirt and grime)
(so listen)
(this raps blasting off)
(leaving all of the haters in a horses trough)
(raking in mad dough for its writers coff)
(...ers)
(but i wont leave you in anticipation)
(let me fill you in on its destination)
(KICK IT)
(bam)
(bam zoom)
(straight)
(to the moon)
(bam)
(bam zoom)
(straight)
(to the moon)
(now i aint trying to advocate domestic violence)
(im not jackie gleason here imploring some silence)
(imma paint my name in red all over this city)
(pour out my milk on your mothers titties)
(wait)
(wait no no no no)
(no no no no NO)
FUCK

Comments

[controledfreak]

[Don't look now, Dave, you have a curious cephalopod creeping up behind you.]

[freudianfieldday]

[He's taken off his headphones in frustration, and hears some kind of slithering shuffling behind him. Turning around to take a look, he leaps about a foot out of his chair and scrambles to the other side of the table, trying not to trip over his cape.]

No! Fuck that! FUCK OFF!

[Someway, somehow, this is his sister's fault.]

[mistermayor]

[ So excited! This is some prime rapping going on here. Well okay, the mayor doesn't really understand it THAT well but he's here to support his constituents! ]

[freudianfieldday]

[Guess who's pretty excited himself to see the Mayor? It's Dave, Dave is.]

Well, if it isn't my best bro on the whole entire meteor. What's the state of democracy these days? Levy any good duly elected taxes lately?

[nitidus]

Is it too late to trade you in for a newer model?

[freudianfieldday]

whatever you think just happened is the opposite of anything that may have just happened

[sobtier]

bahdum chh!
pshhh pshhh chh!!
bahdum bahdum chh!
heheheh :D

[freudianfieldday]

nice
boom dahbum chch pshh
boom dahbum chch pshh
chkchh pshh bap
baduh dumbadum pshh bum

[any_sane_adventurer]

[And yet another horror terror, this time this one is technically Rose's fault.]

W͏h̴a̛t a͟ré ̨you͏ d̶o͢iņg?

[freudianfieldday]

[What he's doing is hiding under the table. He is not coming out.]

[wytchkkrafts]

;)

[freudianfieldday]

no
hell no
there are so many other people whose moms this could be about
im up to my neck in girls who have moms over here
feeling like im gonna drown in girls whose moms arent you
only seeing the light of day again when my bloated corpse floats to the surface
reaching out my hand like im bugs bunny or something
so my fingers tell you how long i got left
3
2
1
glub too late

[tyrians]

lol
man these beats only be halfa fly
let a gill get in there and show you how its done

[freudianfieldday]

think you got better
well lay them jams on me fishgirl

[l1ck1ng]

YOU KNOW 1TS 4 W4ST3 TO W4ST3 YOUR M1LK, D4V3
TH3R3S JUST SO L1TTL3 OF 1T NOW TH4T W3V3 GOT NO M1LKB34STS 4ROUND

[freudianfieldday]

shits like precious gold here
and im the gateway to getting any
guy like me deserves to be appreciated for the important work hes gotta do

[turning]

[ wh ]

I beg your pardon.

[freudianfieldday]

raps
thats the word of the day
pass it on

[allofthelevels]

Don't hurt yourself! Or do, not actually my pro8lem now I think a8out it 8ut if 8lood starts pouring out of your sniffer it's time to take a 8reak.
Didn't think anyone could 8e worse at slam poetry than pupa 8ut you're giving him a run for the title of complete lack of flow!

[freudianfieldday]

oh yeah the spidertrolls an expert on flow
talking some shit she dont even know
you dont even see im spitting fire tonight
so dont come bitching to me when your hair ignites
aint gonna suffer a scrub telling me im lame
she got nothing to say with her lack of game
check it

[smokeweedeveryday]

yo you had it dogg
you had it DOWN
and you blew it
thats some tough bizizzle right there

[freudianfieldday]

omg
omg
om fucking g

[clonksukcer]

[You behold the sad, sad state your alternaself is in right now, and you would weep at the indignity of it all if it wasn't for the fact that dammit, that is just not how coolkids roll. You decide to step in and save him from creepy tentacle-beasts and the creepier Lalondes that torment him... you. Striders.]

its fucking uncanny
how a strider cant even breathe the word tit without drawing out the rapacious hordes out of the woodwork
its hard man
its hard being this much of an eligible piece of ass and nobody understands

[freudianfieldday]

man you know how it is
breathe AT ALL and you got all kinda bitches hankering for your nob
i mean its just a day in the life of strider
i should just start wearing a tie like its a sign
text running down it says the party starts here
suddenly noting changes its all just status quo
and hey look heres me guess he wants to join in too
you know
whatever

[nukeoleptic]

lmfao

SORRY THIS IS REALLY LATE

[freudianfieldday]

avert your eyes jade
i dont want to be the one responsible for spoiling your innocence

Let Sis show you how it's done Dave :P

[plush_rump]

Hey there little bro I don't mean to vex
but I am pretty sure you have an Oedipus complex

that accusation is required for anyone who would aspire to be dave's sister

[freudianfieldday]

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
i aint offering a single word that will give you more rope

[pranksterheir]

[He's just going to be over here laughing.]

sorry this is really late!

[freudianfieldday]

Yep, check out how hilarious I am. It's basically impossible how quickly I've gone from zero to pathetic, but if you can depend on any one guy to get there, here he is. It's just what you've always wanted, all gift-wrapped just for you. Gimme a sec, maybe I can tie a bow out of my cape.