dont mind me im just dicking around here

[freudianfieldday]

(boom dum wub wubba wub)
(no fuck that)
(buh dum boom chka)
(man that shits weak)
(hold on i got this)
(uh)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(oh man yes)
(this beat is so fly)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(choom buhdum doom PSSH)
(aw shit yeah)
(it's flying over the rainbow)
(leaving it in its dust)
(this beat is like man fuck that rainbow)
(like)
(bam zoom straight to the moon)
(omg)
(omg thats the hook)
(okay okay lets lay this down)
(my flow is full of these dime rhymes)
(propelling my prime climb)
(as i commit some time crimes)
(away from all this dirt and grime)
(so listen)
(this raps blasting off)
(leaving all of the haters in a horses trough)
(raking in mad dough for its writers coff)
(...ers)
(but i wont leave you in anticipation)
(let me fill you in on its destination)
(KICK IT)
(bam)
(bam zoom)
(straight)
(to the moon)
(bam)
(bam zoom)
(straight)
(to the moon)
(now i aint trying to advocate domestic violence)
(im not jackie gleason here imploring some silence)
(imma paint my name in red all over this city)
(pour out my milk on your mothers titties)
(wait)
(wait no no no no)
(no no no no NO)
FUCK

Comments

[controledfreak]

[Don't look now, Dave, you have a curious cephalopod creeping up behind you.]

[mistermayor]

[ So excited! This is some prime rapping going on here. Well okay, the mayor doesn't really understand it THAT well but he's here to support his constituents! ]

[nitidus]

Is it too late to trade you in for a newer model?

[sobtier]

bahdum chh!
pshhh pshhh chh!!
bahdum bahdum chh!
heheheh :D

[freudianfieldday]

[He's taken off his headphones in frustration, and hears some kind of slithering shuffling behind him. Turning around to take a look, he leaps about a foot out of his chair and scrambles to the other side of the table, trying not to trip over his cape.]

No! Fuck that! FUCK OFF!

[Someway, somehow, this is his sister's fault.]

[freudianfieldday]

whatever you think just happened is the opposite of anything that may have just happened

[freudianfieldday]

[Guess who's pretty excited himself to see the Mayor? It's Dave, Dave is.]

Well, if it isn't my best bro on the whole entire meteor. What's the state of democracy these days? Levy any good duly elected taxes lately?

[freudianfieldday]

nice
boom dahbum chch pshh
boom dahbum chch pshh
chkchh pshh bap
baduh dumbadum pshh bum

[mistermayor]

[ Yes! Together they are "bros", a symptom of this human emotion called friendship.

The mayor stands tall proudly, in a way that he feels is reassuring -- fear not citizen, the mayor has everything in hand. ]

[sobtier]

boom badoom pshhh buhdum buhdum psh!!
buhdum boom pshh pshh boom boom pshh!!!!
dadadah pshh boom dadah
uh
boom pshh badoom??
bang????
;_; oh no i messed it up

every tag i write sounds awful and i'm sorry

[freudianfieldday]

[Dave nods along, he gets it. As a city council member of Can Town, he understands the importance of communicating with the Mayor.]

Cool, all cool. There's this initiative I was drafting for our next vote, and I could use some quiet wisdom on it. You in?

[freudianfieldday]

no we got this
check it
boom pshh badoom BANG
badum bum
badum bum
badoom badoom baduh
buh dubba BANG
you just started the drum solo

[sobtier]

boom badoom psshhh bahdum pshh
boo hoo psshhh boom woof
bahdum bang bahdum dum boom
bang bang woof bang boom

[freudianfieldday]

oh word doggystyle huh
should i like
caw or something
or maybe...
choom caw choom wuh dubba
choom chk cawdum bang
choom caw choom wuh dubba
choom chk cawdum bangarang

[any_sane_adventurer]

[And yet another horror terror, this time this one is technically Rose's fault.]

W͏h̴a̛t a͟ré ̨you͏ d̶o͢iņg?

[controledfreak]

[Normally, you'd probably be right, Dave. Except not this time. In any event, the tentacle girl is starting to look cross at this display of wanton fear. She's not that scary... not like Oglogoth, anyway...]

What's your damage?

[freudianfieldday]

[What he's doing is hiding under the table. He is not coming out.]

He should be happy it was either Oglogoth or Lil Cal xD

[any_sane_adventurer]

[She tilts her head, we're all humans this easily scared? Oglogoth isn't just going to leave though, she moves to sit by him.]

G̷e̷eze͝ y̵ou̷ real̛ly͏ ͜kno͠w h̵o҉w t̡ơ ma̛ke̴ ͢a ̴girl̴ ́fe̵el͜ ̵wa̵nte̷d.̷
͡Do̶n̷'͜t ҉wo̧rr͠y ͢I͞'m n͟oţ ǵoi͠ng҉ ͟to̴ hur̛t y̵ou̡ o̴r҉ w͢ha̴t҉e̴ve̡r y͜o̸u͝ th͟ink̛ I'm҉ goi̵ng t͢o͝ d̸o̷ ̕th̵at̡ ̸h́a̶s͠ y̛ou ̵s͠o ̴sc̛a͘red.̡

[freudianfieldday]

[He's just not a fan of horrorterror-types. At all.]

Nope, not having this conversation. I know want those tentacles are for, and I'm not down for being your kawaii hentai heroine.

[controledfreak]

What?

[No, seriously. She's running through all definitions of what he just said and she's looking AGHAST.]

NO.

[wytchkkrafts]

;)

[freudianfieldday]

no
hell no
there are so many other people whose moms this could be about
im up to my neck in girls who have moms over here
feeling like im gonna drown in girls whose moms arent you
only seeing the light of day again when my bloated corpse floats to the surface
reaching out my hand like im bugs bunny or something
so my fingers tell you how long i got left
3
2
1
glub too late

[wytchkkrafts]

p sure im the only hot mom around here dave
not to toot my hron or anything
*horn
i mean yeah u can chekc out all the moms if u wanna
but that kinda makes it all awk bc of age differences wchih is ok i understand
hey
hey dave
i heard u think
i have a CHOICE ass ;)

[tyrians]

lol
man these beats only be halfa fly
let a gill get in there and show you how its done

[l1ck1ng]

YOU KNOW 1TS 4 W4ST3 TO W4ST3 YOUR M1LK, D4V3
TH3R3S JUST SO L1TTL3 OF 1T NOW TH4T W3V3 GOT NO M1LKB34STS 4ROUND