Danny is very unhappy about plotting for Discedo

[schrodingersghost]

...Are you insane?

 Okay, I take back everything bad I ever said about you.  Just don't make me do this.  Please?  

...Definitely going to need therapy after this one.

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[ultimateenemy]

And what, exactly, was I supposed to be thinking?

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh the standard villain things I'm sure. I didn't bother to actually look.

[ultimateenemy]

I'm not a villain. Just a victim of circumstan - ...oh, fine. Even I can't say that with a straight face.

You mean recruiting you to the dark side? Sorry to let you down, but that's not how I roll. Blowing stuff up is more my forte.

[tinfoil_angel]

That's what I meant. If you want to try to blow me up, go ahead.

[ultimateenemy]

I'm a bit trapped in a certain ghost's tower at the moment. But if you came over here I'd be happy to oblige you.

[tinfoil_angel]

I mean right here, right now.

[ultimateenemy]

What, am I supposed to blow you up through a screen? You'd want Technus for that, not me.

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh I get it, the way my mundane sees this location and the way yours sees it is different. To me, you're standing right in front of me but to you, you're at a computer sending messages back and forth.

[ultimateenemy]

Mine's going on about applying at some place with ducks being the reason. Can't say I see what that has to do with getting in the way of some nice mayhem.

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh that place. Well to prove a point I'm temporarily joining you in there.

[With that Karl would suddenly be in front of Dan.]

[ultimateenemy]

[He's just gonna grin and punch at you now. Very hard.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Karl took the punch pretty well though he did fall back.]

Heh, going for the slow death? Alright then I'll just sort of say to your mun on mine's behalf that if this wasn't dear_mun he'd be asking for all sorts of permissions first for what I'm about to do.

[With that his eyes would glow right purple and Dan would find himself going rigid before being punched in the face himself, except he was punching himself in the face. Karl kept his word and didn't move an inch.]

[ultimateenemy]

[Mun here doesn't mind. Sometimes Dan really needs a punch to the face.]

[He's going to go intangible now so that the punches have no effect.] So basically, you're not going to move at all, but instead use some sort of telekinesis thing to get me to attack myself. Very heroic of you.

[Also mun apologizes but has to go take a test now... mind if I resume this later? ^^;]

[tinfoil_angel]

Well I was going to prove a point but you decided to be a brute rather than killing me quickly. For being so dramatic you have no dramatic flair. I guess I'll just have to tell you.

[He'd end the telekinesis for now then.]

I can not die. No matter what you do I will come back. Stronger.

((OOC: Alright sure ^^ Can't wait to resume later then.))

[ultimateenemy]

[[Okay, am back now. Hooray for quick oral quizzes!]]

What, never heard of testing the grounds first? No point on wasting a Ghostly Wail on you if you fall apart in one punch. But if you insist -

[Have a horrible, tortured sounding noise along with green energy waves. The kind that tear up buildings or even cities easily. To your face. Dan hopes you enjoy it.]

[Almost as an afterthought, after finishing up the Wail -] Just like in Star Wars? All that means is that I can kill you more than once.

[tinfoil_angel]

[Well poor Karl was killed by that alright but within minutes he was standing again.]

The problem with that? You make me stronger every time you do it. You unlock more and more powers in my mind. Want to take any guesses at what I just learned?

[ultimateenemy]

I can guess. Sorry, unless you're a ghost you won't have the kind of energy or body structure necessary to use it. And unless you have insane amounts of that energy, it'll knock you out and probably kill you in the bargain.

[He's taking a deep breath to do it again. You might want to teleport out now, or you're just going to get killed repetitively. Rather a waste of time, but for Dan, a fun one.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Like this?

[Suddenly Karl was an etheral being, not exactly a ghost but a being of pure energy.]

Thanks for the tip, I was about to try it without this.

[With that Karl would release a shattering scream of his own before Dan even had the chance.]

[ultimateenemy]

[And now he's going to go intangible. Sadly, using it with pure energy instead of the ectoplasmic kind means he can avoid it with quick enough reactions. The surroundings? Not so much. Now both sides are smashed up.]

Very interesting. [He's going to fade out of view now too, though you can probably tell he's still there somewhere. Maneuvering to kick the back of your head, maybe?]

[tinfoil_angel]

[The problem with that? Dan would go right through him.]

Nice try and I am aware of where you are, I can see your thoughts traveling with you.

[ultimateenemy]

[But Dan doesn't know that.]

[There's a blast of pure, pure shock and then a very angry "Get out of my head!"]

[tinfoil_angel]

Wait.... there is something else in there with you. What is that?

[ultimateenemy]

That's me, you moron! [Although his thoughts have a rather odd, echoey quality. As if they used to be two people. But far too late for them not to have merged.]

[He is going to try to kick you now - even if shouting aloud definitely gave him away.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Dan would go right through him.]

I get it now. The two minds never merged completely.

[ultimateenemy]

[Recognizing the futility of this action, he's going to backpedal.]

That's what you think. It's only because I can do this. [And he shifts into looking like Danny, just to freak you out.]