Danny is very unhappy about plotting for Discedo

[schrodingersghost]

...Are you insane?

 Okay, I take back everything bad I ever said about you.  Just don't make me do this.  Please?  

...Definitely going to need therapy after this one.

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[ultimateenemy]

[But Dan doesn't know that.]

[There's a blast of pure, pure shock and then a very angry "Get out of my head!"]

[tinfoil_angel]

Wait.... there is something else in there with you. What is that?

[ultimateenemy]

That's me, you moron! [Although his thoughts have a rather odd, echoey quality. As if they used to be two people. But far too late for them not to have merged.]

[He is going to try to kick you now - even if shouting aloud definitely gave him away.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Dan would go right through him.]

I get it now. The two minds never merged completely.

[ultimateenemy]

[Recognizing the futility of this action, he's going to backpedal.]

That's what you think. It's only because I can do this. [And he shifts into looking like Danny, just to freak you out.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Unimpressed Karl is unimpressed.]

I know you're partly Danny.

[ultimateenemy]

[He was expecting you to know, but it usually unnerves people to face their friends.]

Oh yes, partly Danny, partly Vlad. [So much sarcasm in this voice. And anger. If you're particularly perceptive, you might decide he hates being considered "partly someone else" instead of Dan, even if he's fine referring to the two of them as his past selves. Or you might not.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Karl could sense the anger, he was in Dan's head after all.]

Why do you want to hurt all of their friends and family so much? Is it because you have no human element in you to even care?

[ultimateenemy]

What, them? I don't care either way. First time it was to make sure I existed, but now... well, it's fun to bait Danny. And it's very good entertainment killing people - nice to watch them run away screaming.

[Have a psychopathic creepy grin on Danny's face. It's not quite the entire truth, but even he doesn't think about that, so you probably wouldn't be able to pick it up.]

[tinfoil_angel]

And it's not to say...feel like your own person by destroying Danny and Vlad's lives?

[ultimateenemy]

[He rolls his eyes.] And that would help how? I'm already my own person. [The last bit is nearly a growl. Apparently you haven't stumbled on the right reason, but... you've given him another thing to think about! Congrats!]

[He's going to try shooting an ectoplasmic blast at you, to see if it can affect that energy form.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[No such luck Dan.]

You know Dan. I think I'm going to force you to try something for just a little while to see what would happen.

[He directed his hand at him.]

I've come back from the dead a few times. Let's see what it is like for you to be alive. Without the powers.

[Purple energy would flow through Dan, shaping and changing his ghostly biology to make him human. However he would look like himself rather than Danny or Vlad.]

[ultimateenemy]

Fucking hell no!

[Dan can't tell what the other's trying to do to him, but it doesn't feel like an attack and he doesn't want to know. He switches back to his own form and almost literally explodes a Ghostly Wail in all directions before diving, smashing his way through the floor to try and avoid this.]

[...you have to wonder what Clockwork's going to think about this wholesale destruction of his tower. Ah well, with Dan, it's probably not going to be the first time this happened.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Karl's attempt couldn't be avoided, he would start from Dan's mind outward, his switching back to his normal form only made it easier to be sure he didn't look like Danny or Vlad.]

[ultimateenemy]

[Have much swearing as Dan realizes it's not working. He switches courses and attempts to fly up and strangle you. He's also going to flicker between tangible and intangible to see if a halfway point can affect you.]

Kinda sorry his canon is meta like this x-x

[tinfoil_angel]

[It does to a point but even then it would burn his hands. It was pure energy after all. However Karl would put his hand on Dan's face.]

Will it be so bad? Let's see.

[Dan would feel himself being filled with this weird foreign energy that was changing him from the inside out. It would likely stop him in his tracks at this rate.]

Still not like Dragonball Z levels, at least. Right? Right?

[ultimateenemy]

[And he's finally going to turn human. And fall, because humans can't fly. And fall through the floor because in the Ghost Zone everything is like the humans are intangible.]

[Oh, and get knocked unconscious from the backlash of his own ghost powers. He hopes you're happy now.]


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[tinfoil_angel]

[Oh great now Karl would have to levitate him up.]

Well seeing as you're not a ghost anymore I'll just send you back when this test is over.

[With that they would both teleport to Dear_mun proper. Karl taking his physical form again.]

[ultimateenemy]

[Blame yourself. It's all your fault. You're the one who turned him human, and he didn't even provoke you or anything. ...please disregard the trying to blow you up bit, that totally doesn't count.]

[...he's still unconscious. Maybe you should poke him.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Well there was no harm, he was frivolous with his own death before so even if he jumped up it wouldn't be too bad.]

[ultimateenemy]

[...aaaand still unconscious. Although it's possible that you may hear a groan.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[He tilted his head.]

Come on and wake up Dan.

[ultimateenemy]

[Some more grumbling.]

[And then Dan remember what happened and. What. Is. This.]

[You might not want to continue reading his mind right now, because there's a metaphorical nuclear bomb of hate right now, complete with complimentary metaphorical mushroom cloud. For a thought, it actually burns.]

[Also, he is going to attempt to jump up and attack you now. It's not going to work very well, since even if he's a decent size and strength for a human, he's used to fighting with ghost powers.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Settle down. Shouldn't you at least try enjoying being human? Killing me even if it was permanent would do nothing.

[ultimateenemy]

[He's not even going to answer that.]

[If you were trying to fix his brain... well, you failed. There are human psychopaths too.]

[He's certainly not going to enjoy being human, he's got vague memories from when he was two halves and he Does Not Like them.]

[And maybe the killing is pointless, but he's not thinking clearly right now and he just doesn't care. So much HAAATE.]