Danny is very unhappy about plotting for Discedo

[schrodingersghost]

...Are you insane?

 Okay, I take back everything bad I ever said about you.  Just don't make me do this.  Please?  

...Definitely going to need therapy after this one.

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Still not like Dragonball Z levels, at least. Right? Right?

[ultimateenemy]

[And he's finally going to turn human. And fall, because humans can't fly. And fall through the floor because in the Ghost Zone everything is like the humans are intangible.]

[Oh, and get knocked unconscious from the backlash of his own ghost powers. He hopes you're happy now.]


[[...and I need a human Dan icon now. |D But! I already reserved the last two open spots for icons I;m drawing! Whyyyy~ is this so...

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[tinfoil_angel]

[Oh great now Karl would have to levitate him up.]

Well seeing as you're not a ghost anymore I'll just send you back when this test is over.

[With that they would both teleport to Dear_mun proper. Karl taking his physical form again.]

[ultimateenemy]

[Blame yourself. It's all your fault. You're the one who turned him human, and he didn't even provoke you or anything. ...please disregard the trying to blow you up bit, that totally doesn't count.]

[...he's still unconscious. Maybe you should poke him.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[Well there was no harm, he was frivolous with his own death before so even if he jumped up it wouldn't be too bad.]

[ultimateenemy]

[...aaaand still unconscious. Although it's possible that you may hear a groan.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[He tilted his head.]

Come on and wake up Dan.

[ultimateenemy]

[Some more grumbling.]

[And then Dan remember what happened and. What. Is. This.]

[You might not want to continue reading his mind right now, because there's a metaphorical nuclear bomb of hate right now, complete with complimentary metaphorical mushroom cloud. For a thought, it actually burns.]

[Also, he is going to attempt to jump up and attack you now. It's not going to work very well, since even if he's a decent size and strength for a human, he's used to fighting with ghost powers.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Settle down. Shouldn't you at least try enjoying being human? Killing me even if it was permanent would do nothing.

[ultimateenemy]

[He's not even going to answer that.]

[If you were trying to fix his brain... well, you failed. There are human psychopaths too.]

[He's certainly not going to enjoy being human, he's got vague memories from when he was two halves and he Does Not Like them.]

[And maybe the killing is pointless, but he's not thinking clearly right now and he just doesn't care. So much HAAATE.]

[tinfoil_angel]

You're your own person now Dan. Try to do something with it. You don't even need to call yourself Dan any more if you don't want to.

[ultimateenemy]

I was already my own person, you- you- [And it devolves into incoherence from his anger. Enjoy another punch to the face.]

[Besides, he likes the name Dan. He would've already changed it himself if he didn't. As long as you don't call him Danny...]

[tinfoil_angel]

[He took the punch easily.]

Oh come on, this might teach you some empathy. Being the species you've been killing for so long.

[ultimateenemy]

Empathy? [What is this empathy you speak of?] Me, empathy? I had my human emotions ripped out! Making me lose my ghost powers isn't going to return that, it'll just make me emptier!

[He's totally going to kick you in the forks if you don't move away. It's a low blow but he is just that angry.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[He will step back a little but clearly not scared.]

It doesn't work like that in this case. You have a human brain and empathy and emotions are in the brain. I gave you a functioning brain and everything else humans have. Including a stomach so let me know when you get hungry."

[ultimateenemy]

[He has a sudden thought - perfect solution to this problem - suicide. Say, by starving himself, although that's the slow alternative if he can't find anything else. He'll die and become a ghost again.]

[tinfoil_angel]

And if you end up in the after life? Also there is no guarantee you'll have your powers as they are now. Really you could end up as bad as that box ghost guy.

[ultimateenemy]

[Aaaagh you're reading his mind again. He hates you. So much.]

Ghosts retain their characteristics. And in case you haven't figured out, the Ghost Zone is the afterlife.

[And even if he's wrong he just doesn't care anymore.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh come on, there is not one single thing you have wanted to try that only humans can do?

[ultimateenemy]

No.

[Besides, he can't think of anything that humans can do that ghosts can't.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Eating, being in love, making friends? I mean something has to be triggering here. I gave you emotions back.

[ultimateenemy]

No, NO, and no.

[He could already eat as a ghost, although he didn't need to. As for the other two - well, he's enough of a psychopath not to care.]