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[eyasinnanest]

What do you MEAN I can't go on the rescue mission?

They NEED me!

Time out?!? That's not fair!

You're the worst mun and I wish you weren't my mun anymore!

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[widdle_widow]

.....Why are you in time out?

[eyasinnanest]

See-food.

I thought it was funny.

[widdle_widow]

Ewwwwww, you are so gross. I bet you really do have the cooties.

[eyasinnanest]

Do not! Only girls have the cooties!

Girls and ... and... KANGAROOS!

[widdle_widow]

Girls do not have the cooties! Icky boys do!

And Kang'roos can't get 'em cause they live in 'stralia!

[compromisedarrow]

Okay. This is getting to be a bit more than strange.

[Looking at a tiny form of himself. Wat.]

[eyasinnanest]

[And just staring right back.]

...you're tall.

[compromisedarrow]

No. You're just... short.

And me.

[Was he ever this adorable? What even.]

[eyasinnanest]

nu-UH!

You're me!

[Because that's obviously not the same thing.]

[compromisedarrow]

That's the same thing, kiddo.

[black_widow]

I'm sure you're in time out for a good reason.

[eyasinnanest]

[She's being squinted at, because he thinks he might know her.]

Not really.

[black_widow]

[She should look like someone he knows, only taller. She kneels to his level.]

Then why are you in it then?

[eyasinnanest]

see-food. I thought it was funny.

[And isn't it nice to know that his sense of humor hasn't matured at all?]

[black_widow]

[She rolls her eyes.] Only in your head, Clint.

[pauk]

What did you do to get put in time out?

[eyasinnanest]

See-Food at lunch. It was funny!

[pauk]

It wasn't that funny if it got you put in a time out.

[eyasinnanest]

I thought it was funny.

[Likely the same logic the older-Clint has used. Multiple times]

[vdova]

Throwing a tantrum isn't going to help your case, I don't think.

[eyasinnanest]

I'm not! This mission is important! Those X-Dorks took Buckybear and we have to get him back! I'm the most intr... inetg... interer... most important guy on the mission! I'm the lookout!

[vdova]

Can you sneak out?

[eyasinnanest]

Gonna have to! Gonna need a decoy though.

[diaper]

How could you get in time out at a time like this!

[eyasinnanest]

I didn't mean to!

But it's okay! I'm making a decoy!