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[eyasinnanest]

What do you MEAN I can't go on the rescue mission?

They NEED me!

Time out?!? That's not fair!

You're the worst mun and I wish you weren't my mun anymore!

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[widdle_widow]

.....Why are you in time out?

[eyasinnanest]

See-food.

I thought it was funny.

[widdle_widow]

Ewwwwww, you are so gross. I bet you really do have the cooties.

[eyasinnanest]

Do not! Only girls have the cooties!

Girls and ... and... KANGAROOS!

[widdle_widow]

Girls do not have the cooties! Icky boys do!

And Kang'roos can't get 'em cause they live in 'stralia!

[eyasinnanest]

Don't you know anything? 'Stralia is where the cooties come from.

[widdle_widow]

Is not! I heard they came from Iceland an they left cause it was too cold.

[eyasinnanest]

And then they went to 'Stralia. Duh!

[widdle_widow]

{starts to argue but that actually makes sense.}

Still Kang'roos can't get the cooties! They got their cootie shots!

[eyasinnanest]

... how do you know? Are you a kangaroo vetrimarian?

I wouldn't give 'em shots. They kick.

[widdle_widow]

NO! I'm a kid...d'uh. You can't be a vetrimarian until you are old, like ...twelve.

Kicking is a good way to fight!

[eyasinnanest]

Heck yeah it is! And biting!

[widdle_widow]

And headbutting!

{She seems way too excited about that....like maybe she wants to...OH CRAP Duck bb!Hawk! Redhead inbound!}

[eyasinnanest]

[Oh he knows when to hit the deck, like now]

[Stop, drop and roll is good for more than just fires!]

[widdle_widow]

{Stop, drop and roll is followed immediately by tackle, tumble and tussle}

[eyasinnanest]

[He can roll with that too! He knows how she fights.]

[Flailing works]

[compromisedarrow]

Okay. This is getting to be a bit more than strange.

[Looking at a tiny form of himself. Wat.]

[eyasinnanest]

[And just staring right back.]

...you're tall.

[compromisedarrow]

No. You're just... short.

And me.

[Was he ever this adorable? What even.]

[eyasinnanest]

nu-UH!

You're me!

[Because that's obviously not the same thing.]

[compromisedarrow]

That's the same thing, kiddo.

[eyasinnanest]

Is not!

[Because being contrary has always been a Thing™ apparently.]

[compromisedarrow]

How is it not?

[Because Kid!Logic is always fun.]

[eyasinnanest]

'cause I came first. [That's the tone of utter 'DUH' that nobody over the age of 17 is able to produce]

[compromisedarrow]

...

You might be right there.

[Only might because he's not exactly an expert on temporal mechanics.]

I've been here longer, though.