Ralph Doesn't Like the Memes He's Been Placed At

[wreckingduty]

When did RP become so violent and scary?

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[legally_blonde]

I'm 'fraid that would be th'muns' doin'. I don't know why, but they love awful stuff!

:D Lottie! <3

[wreckingduty]

But mine knows I don't like that sort of thing!

Maybe she's a Bad Guy! Though, this is the only bad thing she's done... Or maybe she doesn't like me...I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.

Howdy, Mr. Ralph! <3

[legally_blonde]

Oh sugah, they're all funny in th'head. Sometimes puttin' you through awful things means she likes you!

...But between you and me, if you start noticin' her doin' any sort of voodoo or hoodoo, I'd start runnin'. That's how you know if your mun is truly a hood!

[Clearly, all things bad in the world are connected to misused magic.]

^_^ Hi!

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph thinks this over, frowning.] That doesn't really make any sense...if you do bad things, people aren't going to like you for it. I should know.

[He breathes a sigh of relief.] I don't think she knows anything about that sort of thing, so I'm probably safe there. Don't give her any ideas, though!

[chaoticshambles]

[And this guy's head explodes.]

[wreckingduty]

[Well, Ralph certainly wasn't expecting that, so he's going to scream loudly and start running away in terror.

He doesn't do well with that sort of thing.]

[notshadowfever]

Pull yourself together! What kind of villain are you?

:O YAY!

[wreckingduty]

...At the moment, a really scared one.

[At least he's honest?]

Gotta wait til February </3

[notshadowfever]

Who's afraid of a few memes? You go in there and show them who's boss!

D: Oh man, that stinks! Sorry to hear it! T_T

[wreckingduty]

But there's zombies! And they're trying to eat me!

[Since Dr. Eggman seems to be more experienced at this, maybe he can answer some questions, it can't hurt to ask, anyway.] ...If we die in memes do we regenerate? I don't wanna get a permanent Game Over here.

[big_blue_boyscout]

It's always had it's darker corners, unfortunately. It's best to try not to let it bother you.

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph winces slightly at this news.] It's kind of hard since I've only seen the scary parts...but there are good points to it too, right?

[big_blue_boyscout]

Of course it does. Everyone and everything has it's good parts. A little looking, and you'll find them

[wreckingduty]

[He's calmed down quite a bit now.] That's good news...now I just have to hope that my mun decides to bring me to them. Maybe she'll give me a break soon, I hope so, anyways.

[badtothebonne]

Oh please, you were expecting everything to be sunshine and rainbows?

[wreckingduty]

[Sort of. He just wasn't thinking things would be this bad.]

...Well, that would have been nice.

[badtothebonne]

Nice? A place like that would be boring if you ask me. A little hurt and mayhem spices up life's little adventures.

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph shrugs slightly.] To be honest, I've had my fill of hurt and mayhem for a while. I just want things to go nicely for once.

[inept_overlord]

I know, right? It's pretty awesome!

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph shakes his head rapidly.] No no no, it's not! Have you seen the zombies?

They try to eat you! While you're still alive! [He shudders.]

[inept_overlord]

Who cares? I have plenty of undead working for me.

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph scoots away from him just slightly in horror.] You...you do?!

...Do I even want to know how they got undead?

[justpixelexia]

Look at it this way, Admiral Underpants- Life just plain wouldn't be as fun~

XD Oh gosh <3

[wreckingduty]

Fun?! Do you really think that nearly getting eaten alive by zombies is fun?!

/grabby hands~

[justpixelexia]

A-DOI!!

Totally way cooler than whatever else you do in your free time!