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dear_mun2012-11-02 05:18 pm
wreckingduty) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-02 05:18 pm
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Ralph Doesn't Like the Memes He's Been Placed At
When did RP become so violent and scary?
I'm 'fraid that would be th'muns' doin'. I don't know why, but they love awful stuff!
But mine knows I don't like that sort of thing!
Maybe she's a Bad Guy! Though, this is the only bad thing she's done... Or maybe she doesn't like me...I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.
Maybe she's a Bad Guy! Though, this is the only bad thing she's done... Or maybe she doesn't like me...I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.
[Well, Ralph certainly wasn't expecting that, so he's going to scream loudly and start running away in terror.
He doesn't do well with that sort of thing.]
He doesn't do well with that sort of thing.]
Oh sugah, they're all funny in th'head. Sometimes puttin' you through awful things means she likes you!
...But between you and me, if you start noticin' her doin' any sort of voodoo or hoodoo, I'd start runnin'. That's how you know if your mun is truly a hood!
[Clearly, all things bad in the world are connected to misused magic.]
...But between you and me, if you start noticin' her doin' any sort of voodoo or hoodoo, I'd start runnin'. That's how you know if your mun is truly a hood!
[Clearly, all things bad in the world are connected to misused magic.]
Edited 2012-11-02 22:46 (UTC)
[Ralph thinks this over, frowning.] That doesn't really make any sense...if you do bad things, people aren't going to like you for it. I should know.
[He breathes a sigh of relief.] I don't think she knows anything about that sort of thing, so I'm probably safe there. Don't give her any ideas, though!
[He breathes a sigh of relief.] I don't think she knows anything about that sort of thing, so I'm probably safe there. Don't give her any ideas, though!
Pull yourself together! What kind of villain are you?
...At the moment, a really scared one.
[At least he's honest?]
[At least he's honest?]
[Poor Raplh.] Well, most muses -that's what they call folks like us- don't like their muns. It doesn't really seem t'upset th'muns that much, though.
Oh, I won't! My lips are sealed! [And just to prove her point, she'll even pantomime zipping her lips shut.]
Oh, I won't! My lips are sealed! [And just to prove her point, she'll even pantomime zipping her lips shut.]
Oh...is there nothing we can do about it? Maybe I can uh...mun-jump to a different one who won't torment me.
[He looks thankful at this.] Thanks, I appreciate it. The less plots she has out for me, the better.
[He looks thankful at this.] Thanks, I appreciate it. The less plots she has out for me, the better.
Who's afraid of a few memes? You go in there and show them who's boss!
But there's zombies! And they're trying to eat me!
[Since Dr. Eggman seems to be more experienced at this, maybe he can answer some questions, it can't hurt to ask, anyway.] ...If we die in memes do we regenerate? I don't wanna get a permanent Game Over here.
[Since Dr. Eggman seems to be more experienced at this, maybe he can answer some questions, it can't hurt to ask, anyway.] ...If we die in memes do we regenerate? I don't wanna get a permanent Game Over here.
[And since Ralph seems like a complete amateur...]
Well, where do you think the zombies come from?
Well, where do you think the zombies come from?
[Ralph blinks and looks confused for a good few seconds as he tries to come up with the right answer.
Eggman's correct, he's very new at this sort of thing and his true villainy really only consists of destroying things when he gets angry and lets his temper get the best of him.]
Um...the city? I mean, the game in the meme I was in had a city level with zombies everywhere...
Eggman's correct, he's very new at this sort of thing and his true villainy really only consists of destroying things when he gets angry and lets his temper get the best of him.]
Um...the city? I mean, the game in the meme I was in had a city level with zombies everywhere...
O-oh dear, I don't think you can change muns. As far as I know and have seen, once a mun finds you, you're stuck with them, sometimes forevah.
And not a problem, sugah. I know how terrifyin' those plots can get; I certainly wouldn't want a nice fellah like you gettin' stuck in one.
And not a problem, sugah. I know how terrifyin' those plots can get; I certainly wouldn't want a nice fellah like you gettin' stuck in one.
[Just like Eggman's villainy, only Eggman does it on a much larger scale!
Eggman sighs. It's no fun when people miss the point of his taunts.]
Not to worry! I was just yanking your chain, boy. But you're pretty much at the mercy of your mun for... well, everything really. I suppose you'd better hope they're not feeling sadistic when, er, if you happen to die.
Eggman sighs. It's no fun when people miss the point of his taunts.]
Not to worry! I was just yanking your chain, boy. But you're pretty much at the mercy of your mun for... well, everything really. I suppose you'd better hope they're not feeling sadistic when, er, if you happen to die.
I can't? I don't know if I want to be stuck here forever...
[He perks up a little.] Thanks. And, you think I'm nice? [Nobody's ever said that to him before!]
[He perks up a little.] Thanks. And, you think I'm nice? [Nobody's ever said that to him before!]
[It's nice to have something in common with someone!
Ralph's a pretty straightforward sort of guy, and he was more focused on trying to figure out his problem.]
Oh...oh! Okay. [He stands there awkwardly, shifting his considerable weight a little.] I really, really don't wanna die. Isn't there anything we can do to make the muns be nice to us?
Ralph's a pretty straightforward sort of guy, and he was more focused on trying to figure out his problem.]
Oh...oh! Okay. [He stands there awkwardly, shifting his considerable weight a little.] I really, really don't wanna die. Isn't there anything we can do to make the muns be nice to us?
It's always had it's darker corners, unfortunately. It's best to try not to let it bother you.
Well, some folks are lucky and their muns don't keep them 'round very long, but I don't know if they can leave their muns' heads or not. I've been here for 'bout three years now, and I've nevah been able t'leave.
[See, now you seem humble on top of nice, Ralph.] I don't see why I shouldn't! Sure, you're kind of big, but so is Louis, and Tia and Naveen seem t'like him jus' fine!
[See, now you seem humble on top of nice, Ralph.] I don't see why I shouldn't! Sure, you're kind of big, but so is Louis, and Tia and Naveen seem t'like him jus' fine!
[Ralph winces slightly at this news.] It's kind of hard since I've only seen the scary parts...but there are good points to it too, right?
Of course it does. Everyone and everything has it's good parts. A little looking, and you'll find them
[Ralph's eyes widen and he starts to panic.] Three years?! That long?! I can't be gone anywhere that long! I really should have been back in Fix-It Felix Jr. hours ago, they'll think I've abandoned them! They'll think I've gone Turbo! Oh man, this is bad, this is really bad...
[He's very humble, he's not used too much pleasant attention. Ralph can't believe that anyone would think him nice and he's wondering if it's because she doesn't know him very well yet.] Nobody back at my game likes me, except maybe Felix. And you haven't seen me when I get angry...it's really hard for me to control my temper...
[He's very humble, he's not used too much pleasant attention. Ralph can't believe that anyone would think him nice and he's wondering if it's because she doesn't know him very well yet.] Nobody back at my game likes me, except maybe Felix. And you haven't seen me when I get angry...it's really hard for me to control my temper...
[He's calmed down quite a bit now.] That's good news...now I just have to hope that my mun decides to bring me to them. Maybe she'll give me a break soon, I hope so, anyways.
I'm sure she'll take the hint. Believe it or not, sometimes the muns decide to be nice to their muses.
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