Testing AKA Let's Find Out If I Suck

[castingon]

Should I be insulted that my drunken display was what finally inspired you to try your hand at portraying me?
Actually, I'll answer my own rhetorical question. I probably should.
Still, while I'm not especially proud of anything about that evening, I can't deny that it turned out rather well. I may actually be able to overlook the blow to my dignity.
On the other hand, you must realize that fact also gives your renewed interest some fairly striking undertones of interdimensional voyeurism.
Are you sure you're not just in this for the hot girl-on-girl action, mundane?

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[strider_pride]

i dont know lalonde
you tell me and my mun
im sure you got your bases covered

[castingon]

It's just a lot of pressure to be under.
Knowing that your every action is under the erotic scrutiny of countless observers.
I'd hate to disappoint.

Here I have a human Kanaya xD

[not_lesbian_nope]

If You Would Not Consider It Imposing May I Ask What Event You Are Referring To Miss Lalonde?

[She knows this isn't the Rose from her universe and she is mildly curious what event her mun would of left her in the dark on.]

[castingon]

Well, hello.
Miss Maryam.
It was less an event than an ongoing absurdity. One with a surprisingly satisfying resolution. I wouldn't actually be opposed to discussing at least a few things with you, but I'm not sure whether you'd be in a position to appreciate it.
Would you mind if I ask what sort of universe you're from? I'm a bit curious myself.

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Do Not Mind At All
The Situation In Our Universe May In Some Cases Feel Mundane In Comparison To Your Own
In The Case Of My Meeting The Rose Lalonde From My Universe, We Go To The Same All-Girl's Boarding School, Skaia Academy.
Most Of The Girls You Are Familiar With Are Students There

((OOC: To explain a bit more than Kanaya, The fan-comic is called HeartStuck and the comic is majorly based around being similar to a Japanese Dating Sim with Kanaya as the protagonist.))

Oh good something to distract me even more

[castingon]

I take it you do have some familiarity with my version of events, then. You see? You have me at the disadvantage already.
Mundane or not, your circumstances are a drastic deviation from the ones I've grown used to. Especially in regards to yourself, as well as the other sometime-trolls, I would assume.
That in itself keeps things interesting.

Haha I know the feeling. It's actually very good and even has a few animations

[not_lesbian_nope]

Yes My Mundane Has For The Most Part Told Me Everything

[Some of these things managing to make her blush a bit.]

But It Is Quite The Deviation I Agree
Although Some Events Are Mimicked There Are Entire People That Exist That Do Not In You Universe
For Instance Gamzee's Rash Behavior Is Not Entirely Unknown To Us

[castingon]

Not the same kind of rash, I hope?
At the risk of sounding insensitive, multiple murders aren't usually considered mundane when part of a human school life.

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Sadly Think He Is Capable Without His Medication
I Was Not There Personally But Karkat Said That Gamzee Had Severely Harmed Eridan After He Pushed Tavros Down A Set Of Stairs

[castingon]

I suppose some things are more universal than others.
Mainly the complications.
But, then, if your personal social sphere is restricted primarily to the girls, you should have slightly fewer unpredictable psychopaths to deal with personally. I can almost believe you might actually manage something vaguely approximating normal once in a while.
You do make a surprisingly fitting schoolgirl.

[not_lesbian_nope]

Yes Although I Am Friends With Gamzee and Karkat Is My Adoptive Brother So I Am Not Entirely Without Males To Associate With

[That comment about making a fitting school girl made her blush quite a bit. How was it that Rose always managed to say just the right thing.]

I... Will Admit I Have Been Able To Do Something Resembling Normal Every Once In A While
Even Abnormal Situations Are Quite Fine At Times With The Friends I Have Made

[castingon]

A textbook advanced symptom of the human disease called friendship. There may be no going back for you.
I'm glad you're happy, Kanaya.

Poor Kanaya has been kissed by almost every effing viable relationship in there xD

[not_lesbian_nope]

It Does Not Seem I Will Be Able To
I Am Certainly Glad To Have made the friends that I have
The School Is Certainly Feeling More Like Home Than I Thought It Would After Mother Sent Me There

we can suck togeth--let me rephrase that

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

As I Understand It
Mundanes As A Collective Share Similar Motivations
Rivaling Nepeta In Their Desperate Devotion To Romantic Entanglements And Liaisons
So If It Helps
Were Really All In The Same Ocean Navigation Vessel Here

[strider_pride]

hey at least the muns havent tried to make incest fics about us
they can do some weird shit to us for their amusement
itll be like god is on a sadism kick or something

You're right, that IS usually the vampire's job

[castingon]

Some of us more than others.
There are worse places to be.

Rainbow drinker, thank you ;)

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

Indeed There Are
A Fact Of Which I Believe Were Both Well Acquainted Through Experience
Honestly I Cant Say I Mind The Down Time
My Mundane Will Not Be Apping Me For A Month
And His Headspace Is Rather Comfortable
However I Am Straying Far Afield From What I Originally Wished To Say
Which Is That Its Good To See You

[castingon]

"Like home" can mean a lot of things, to be fair. I'd be interested to hear more about how the details surrounding you compare to the ones I'm familiar with.
But I hope I'm not grilling you too hard about your life. I realize it tends to be a broad subject.

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Really Do Not Mind
You Are Not Going Into Anything I Would Consider Private
As I Said Karkat Is My Adoptive Brother Although He Certainly Feels Like My Brother

My Mother Is Obsessed With Chastity Which Was Her Reason Behind Sending Me To Skaia Academy
I Am Already Aware That There Are Certain People That Kanaya Met In Childhood That I Only Recently Came Into Contact With

[castingon]

It's good to see you too.
Given the nature of roleplay, it's hard to be sure how long it's been, but I'm glad to hear your imaginary existence has been treating you well.
The optimism is refreshing, if nothing more.

[castingon]

A single mother, then? I assume she maps to your other self's lusus. Or has your familial situation simply merged with Karkat's and given you his guardian as well?

I'm just going to work on an assumption since Crabdad is never mentioned

[not_lesbian_nope]

That Would Be Correct She Is A Single Mother

She Can Be Very Harsh At Times I Do Like To Believe It Is Out Of Caring Though

Your Own Familial Situation Is Actually Different From The Rose Of My Universe. Your Mother Is Still Quite Wealthy And Well-Known But You Also Have A Sister Mimicking Her Alpha Timeline Self From Your Universe

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

Thank You
I Hope The Same Is
Or Will Be
True For You
Does Your Mundane Plan To Place You Anywhere
Or Is This Merely A Mental Exercise Of Sorts

Nosy characters make you work for it sometimes!

[castingon]

That's... interesting.
Alas, it's probably too much to hope that they'll just happen to need DNA testing done at some point.

Most definitely

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Would Highly Doubt It
Honestly Though Despite Her Uh...
Forward Nature
She Is Not A Bad Person

((OOC: See icon for what she means by forward nature))