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dear_mun2012-10-29 05:52 am
slendy_ohcrap) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-29 05:52 am
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Dear Neglectful Mun
[Are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States?
Slenderman is considering to come after you.
After all, you have failed to write him into more stories. The one where he harass a magical girl posse you are neglecting to revive and post and the other one where he is the mooks against some Mons heroes won't be posted for one or two years.
If you write him into more stories, he might consider being more merciful. Slenderman loves his screentime.
But since you are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States, he just might consider tormenting you anyway.
Sincerely,
Slenderman
PS: Just because you aren't a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States doesn't mean Slenderman won't come after you! ]
Slenderman is considering to come after you.
After all, you have failed to write him into more stories. The one where he harass a magical girl posse you are neglecting to revive and post and the other one where he is the mooks against some Mons heroes won't be posted for one or two years.
If you write him into more stories, he might consider being more merciful. Slenderman loves his screentime.
But since you are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States, he just might consider tormenting you anyway.
Sincerely,
Slenderman
PS: Just because you aren't a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States doesn't mean Slenderman won't come after you! ]
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After all, a Slendy doesn't want to linger after all!]
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I-I don't know who you were, but please! Stay away from my friends! If you hurt them... I promise I'll destroy you.