Dear Neglectful Mun

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States?

Slenderman is considering to come after you.

After all, you have failed to write him into more stories. The one where he harass a magical girl posse you are neglecting to revive and post and the other one where he is the mooks against some Mons heroes won't be posted for one or two years.

If you write him into more stories, he might  consider being more merciful. Slenderman loves his screentime.

But since you are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States, he just might consider tormenting you anyway.

Sincerely,

Slenderman

PS: Just because you aren't a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States doesn't mean Slenderman won't come after you! ]

Comments

Re: fitting slendy username

[slendy_ohcrap]

[A cat with human-like intelligence...

of course Slenderman is going to home in on the animal like an imperialist spotting an independent nation!]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ holy shit, why?!

he backs away slowly ]



What are you?

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Silly cat, Slenderman isn't capable of speech. Though there's one way you could talk with him. Come closer...]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ ...... go close to an unknown creature that looks more terrifying than an Ayakashi? Never! The cat just stares and stares at this creature.

... A blank face. Like some Ayakashis.

He's decided. If slendy doesn't move, he won't. ]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman just wiggles his head side to side at a speed that would kill an ordinary human being, the eerie hum escalating in volume.

Oh kitty, Slenderman doesn't have to do anything to hurt you. He just has to be present and drive you out of your mind.]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ Woah!

The cat jumps back as a reflex and uses his light flare as an attempt to weaken or distract the creature. ]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Oh my goodness, the cat could sparkle! Does that mean there were sparkly vampires that were cats? Slenderan didn't know and didn't care. That just made the eerie hum sound like a Cthulu roar and out come the tentacles.]

1/2

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ he dodges unsuccessfully and is caught by Slendy's tentacles, he uses his alternative method

A poof of smoke appears-- ]

2/2

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ And he becomes a large wolf like creature

and he takes to the sky ]

Re: 2/2

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well, that was pretty unexpected. But don't worry, cat. Slenderman would always be watching.

Always...]