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[shinjaeba]

So, let me get this straight. I'm going to be have to go to a place where the only people I would know are: Battler, those two [grannies] witches from the Senate, and the beloved child who wants me dead and gone.

Sure. I'm so excited to go.

Not really. Sounds pretty lame, if you ask me, but I guess it might be fun. Not because you said so, okay? But because someone has to keep an eye on those kids, right? After all... You can't expect busy people to properly take care of sensitive people, right.

Awesome, glad we got that taken care of - oh, hold on. What's this, you say? Ehehe, sure. I'm sure I'll get along great with that new girlfriend that my beloved nephew has gotten.

Ehehehe... This sounds awesome! Later.

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[shinjaeba]

Of course it is! I merely like making her life filled with surprises.

[tenminutes]

Somehow I don't think those are good surprises.

[shinjaeba]

She'll never get bored.

[tenminutes]

Or she'll just get so accustomed to it you'll start throwing zombies at her and she'll be all "Must be Tuesday."

[shinjaeba]

Hahaha! If that's the case I'll just tell her how I murdered her entire family in tender loving detail.

[tenminutes]

That'll get pretty old too, won't it?

[ No. Yuri knows it won't, since her family was killed too. ]

[shinjaeba]

It won't. I'll change the details every time - after all, Ushiromiya Eva was the only one who escaped that day. She has to be the murderer, right?

[tenminutes]

Not if one person shot another person, then that second person shot them while they died on the ground or some kind of scenario like that.

[shinjaeba]

It was a slaughter. That might have worked if there was only a handful of people. So many people died, though, so someone had to be behind it.

[tenminutes]

Is Battler totally pissed at you? I think he's figured it out and I don't think he'd let it go if it really were just one person.

[shinjaeba]

Ask Battler about the third game, that'll tell you that answer. As for who really did it? I have nothing to gain from claiming I did it, and I can even tell you the why and how, so what does it matter?

Ushiromiya Eva did it.

[tenminutes]

You're a witch right? Say it in red that Eva's the murderer.

1/? YOU ASKED FOR IT

[shinjaeba]

[... Dammit. This is the same trap that Battler had set up for her earlier. How did she know about the red? Battler told her, possibly. Okay, that'd be hard to bluff.

...But, hold on. There's a reason most people believed that Eva was the murderer. So she can still use red to a certain degree without outright saying Eva did it.

Evatrice takes a moment to think before laughing.]

I accept your challenge.

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Eva never confirmed or denied whether she committed murder on the two day family conference in 1986. However, it is well documented that it wouldn't be out of character for her to do so.

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Eva's husband, Hideyoshi, was in desperate money trouble. Which would mean that Eva needed money right away.

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Eva and Ushiromiya Krauss, the eldest son, often had disputes throughout their life. It is well known to those who knew the family that Eva wanted to become the head of the family instead of Krauss. This along with the money trouble previously mentioned could be a possible motive for killing Krauss, his wife Natsuhi, and their daughter, Jessica.

[shinjaeba]

However, during the conference Ushiromiya Eva solved the riddle of where Ushiromiya Kinzo hid the gold. She found the gold and the solution to her family's money troubles. Her little sister, Ushiromiya Rosa, didn't agree with this. There was an argument. This is motive for her killing Rosa and her daughter, Maria. In the third game, Rosa and Maria were found dead in the rose garden in a situation where Eva is the most likely culprit.

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Eva killed Ushiromiya Rudolf and his wife, Kyrie. She might have killed Battler to finish the job.

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Kinzo was already dead before the conference.

[shinjaeba]

Eva's son, George, was planning on marrying a servant. Eva did not approve. George knew this and figured that he might have to kill or fight his mother for that right. This provides motive for Eva to kill her son and as well as the servant, Shannon, he wanted to marry.

[shinjaeba]

Someone else killed Hideyoshi. This is the only murder I will admit that Eva did not commit.

[shinjaeba]

The servants and the doctor were murdered so they wouldn't manage to tell anyone about the murders.

[shinjaeba]

Eva used the bomb to cover up a murder she committed. She escaped.

DONE

[shinjaeba]

Ushiromiya Eva is the most likely culprit based on these facts. Even Ange believes she did it.

[tenminutes]

I've known Battler long enough to know that's just circumstantial, except maybe the parts about Kyrie and Rudolf. Everything else I could easily say "Battler was pissed at his father, which is why he didn't go to the family conferences until this year" if I could do the red thing, then say "It isn't out of Battler's character to lose his temper and react violently." He told me to disappear just because he was mad at me once, so it's not like I don't believe he's capable of it. I'm not even counting that time he turned evil and cut my fingers off.

[ She's dealt with Battler and word games for too long already. He even implied that he was dead and couldn't be saved once, except that she had to figure it out on her own or something about gamemaster not giving stuff away, blah blah blah..

SHE'S SICK OF THIS RED TEXT TBH ]

In the same way, though, I could say "Battler also has admitted to using strange mail-order drugs that were likely steroids, meaning that it's possible that he was suffering from roid rage at Rokkenjima, causing him to kill more than just his direct members of the family." or.. [ She has to think for a second. ] Or "Battler may have had feelings for that servant's breasts and continued his roid-rage massacre on George's face." or something like that in a mix of blue and red, right? Even though I know all of that's not true, I could still pretty much say circumstantially he's a good culprit for those reasons.

Anyway, what it boils down to is basically you're all douchebags in one way or another [ She just happens to like her douchebag best ] so everyone's pretty much as likely as someone else. If it were really Eva, then everything would've been over in the third game. Also you talk way too much and Battler's tried that red text implications crap on me before so you're going to have to directly say that Eva was everyone except Hideyoshi's murderer for me to buy it because I firmly believe Ange is about 40% stupid anyway. It's probably genetic.