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[withfangs]

I know this is almost as weird for you as it is for me, but it's still weirder for me. Did you even bother to think about what would happen in a place like that without a steady supply of Wolvie's blood?! Of course not! Thinking is not your strong suit.

We just gotta take it slow and figure out-- NO! What are you doing? Don't even think about writing an app. Can you even handle this new-found vampirisim? ... Because... I'm not sure if I can.

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[unfiltrating]

[ Robin just grins, slyly. ] Yeah, they got all sorts of types there.

[ It's okay, he's kind of weird with hugs - standing awkwardly in front of each other for an introduction. ] I know, right? I'm Robin! It's awesome to meet -- [ mysterious tone ] Youbilee.

Okay, I'm never doing that again, I swear.

[totallyhisniece]

[This face. Right here.]

[unfiltrating]

-- It's quality!!

[totallyhisniece]

No.

[unfiltrating]

Are you --

Artenvious?

[totallyhisniece]

Who ARE you.

[unfiltrating]

I'm the guy that mamas warn their kids about!

Also known as that dude who looks awesome in a cape. Not the tall one.

[totallyhisniece]

Yeah okay maybe I'll give you that one. But seriously. Youbilee?

That's Wally territory.

[unfiltrating]

It's not like Wally's the only one who's got jokes! You know, I was doing the snarky protégé thing way before he was smashing his face into various flat objects.

[withfangs]

[Ever see a vampire laugh so hard that tears start streaming down her face? Well, now you have.]

OH MY GOD! I can't believe you even-- HAHAHAHA! Dude! That...

That was so terrible that it was actually almost awesome.

[unfiltrating]

[ There's a first time for everything! Crossing that off his bucket list. ]

I'd say that was my motto in life, but I know a dude who's already got claims on it, I'm pretty sure. You seem pretty cool, though. You know, if you ever get yourself pickled in some weird spaceship junk, I'm totally up for helping you fix that whole snack problem thing. We'll figure something out.

I am kind of a superhero, y'know. No big.

[withfangs]

Weird. I kind of am, too, sometimes.

[Though, she'd never really considered herself super. Just hero. And nowhere near as good as other x-men or the Avengers.]

I really appreciate the offer, Robin. Hopefully, I won't have to take you up on it. Spaceships sound like a world of trouble.

[unfiltrating]

Don't sell yourself short. I bet you could kick an ass or twenty.

[ He grins, hands on his hips. ]

Besides, spaceships are trouble but a box isn't. Honestly, I'd take the trouble.

[withfangs]

I totally obliterated a dragon a while ago! It was awesome! There are a few good things about being a vampire.

[She rolls her eyes] A spaceship is like a box that floats and there's a whole bunch of people with heartbeats trapped in there with me.

[unfiltrating]

It could be worse. You could be doomed for all eternity to watch Brady Bunch reruns with nothing but asparagus to chew on. That's a lotta heartbeats but at least they're nice heartbeats. Mostly. Uh. Let's pretend this makes sense.

-- Wait, a DRAGON!?

[withfangs]

Yeah! It was breathing fire and everything. I think I fought zombies the day before that, too. Or maybe it was two days before. Either way--

Basically, I was a super hero before I was a vampire? But in between the being a super hero and the being a vampire, I was a regular human because a bunch of mutants got their genetics all messed up and I was one of them. So... Now I'm back on the team with completely different skills!

... One time, I turned into mist. [Now you've done it, Robin. She's excited!]

[unfiltrating]

...Man. And I thought Superboy had it confusing.

[ He's pretty used to all this aliens and mutants and clones and whatsit nonsense, but, hey, he's still a human. He can't really even begin to fathom. ]

At least it makes you a pretty sneaky cloud. [ He grins despite himself. ] Hey! You could fit right in if you checked into Silent Hill. Not a bad gig.