Voice Testing

[withfangs]

I know this is almost as weird for you as it is for me, but it's still weirder for me. Did you even bother to think about what would happen in a place like that without a steady supply of Wolvie's blood?! Of course not! Thinking is not your strong suit.

We just gotta take it slow and figure out-- NO! What are you doing? Don't even think about writing an app. Can you even handle this new-found vampirisim? ... Because... I'm not sure if I can.

Comments

[unfiltrating]

The world's got a bunch'a umpires, and then there's vampires. I'm just wondering what happens when we start breaking out ximpires or something, you know? Slow progression kinda thing!

[withfangs]

I think it's the zompires that you really gotta watch out for!

[unfiltrating]

...Crap! That's like some kind of weirdo zombie vampire hybrid! Hey, what does somethin' like that even eat? ONLY brain blood?

Besides, you skipped right over the yampires.

[withfangs]

Maybe they just suck the brain dry and leave the rest!?

Haha, gross. The last thing sweet potatoes need is a set of fangs.

[unfiltrating]

Yeah! If they're really lucky, their heart'll pump the blood back around and they'll get kickstarted again. It's a win-win. Sort of.

Totally ruining Thanksgivings across the nation. Once they start fraternizing with the turnipires, it's all over.

[totallyhisniece]

Are we talking like ohhh look at me I sparkle needlessly in the sun cry cry or the cool kind of vampires? Cause, y'know. Important information.

[withfangs]

I'm pretty sure the only way I'd sparkle is if someone threw me in a pit of glitter... I'd double check for you, but the sun doesn't really agree with me anymore.

Does that qualify me as a cool vampire? Burning up in the sun? Because I was a pretty cool human, I figured it would just transfer over.

[totallyhisniece]

I think you're good then, don't- test it. Messy. Pretty much any non-sparkling vampire is automatically cool, right?

[withfangs]

Well... any non-sparkling vampire that doesn't just go around murdering people is cool with me.


Unfortunately, there aren't that many.

[totallyhisniece]

You sound like you're trying to make it work though. That's what counts in my book.

[nobodysbishie]

......

What.

[withfangs]

I, uh... um...

[CrapcrapCRAP! How do you even explain this?!]

It's a long story?

[nobodysbishie]

Jubie, it's ALWAYS a long story.

Just make it clear: Am I gonna have to go punch Dracula in the face, or some other suckhead instead?

...An' is there anything Morbius can do to help?

[daughters_of_janus]

I didn't do it, but sorry kitten. It's as permanent as death.

[nobodysbishie]

Dunno who you're calling kitten, kiddo...

But aggravated assault on whatever fangbanger did this ain't about reversing her condition, it's about delivering what they deserve for this- an' maybe keeping them from doing it again, if it comes to that.

And even if Morbius can't fix her, hopefully he can at least make it less of a problem for her. Put some hemoglobin extract over a bowl of pasta or whatever, instead of havin' to go through all that 'horrible hunter-creature of the night' bullshit.

[anti_ventrue]

They're from Comic Book Land. "Permanent" and "Death" go together about as well as "college fraternities" and "responsibility".

[withfangs]

[Sigh of relief! He's not instantly hating on her like a bunch of OTHER people they know.]

Wasn't him. The guy that did it totally paid for it already, but... this is the new me. We're dealing with it. [She smirks] It doesn't suck all the time. Get it? Suck?

[nobodysbishie]

[After all the trouble with his canonself who had his arm ripped off? Bishop GETS that instant-hate scene. Besides, it's plain and obvious it's HER; this was something that happened to Jubilee, not 'oh no Jubie's turned evil all of a sudden.' They're supers, this sort of thing happens. And will be reversed in six months]

Okay, that helps... tho' I still kinda want to punch Dracula just on principle. Heh, just think how great it would be if somebody socked that guy one every time someone got turned vampire...

An' OUCH. That was not the joke to be usin', girl. How is this being handled?

[anti_ventrue]

[A new vampire, lost and taken from her source of blood? John can easily relate.]

Vampirism isn't easy to deal with. I've been one since the 80s and I'm still lost sometimes.

[withfangs]

Are.... Um--

Do you kill? [This is a very important question.]

[anti_ventrue]

I've killed one human being in all my life.

With this. [He opens his suit jacket, revealing the .44 under it.]

I might not be exactly human anymore, but I also won't just sit by and let someone stake me. I think that's more than fair.

As for feeding, I've only ever fed on the willing.

[withfangs]

[Oh boy, she does not approve of that gun. Just gonna let that slide.]

But you can control it?! You can actually stop yourself? And who, exactly, would be willing to get fed on? That's kind of messed up.

JUBES <3

[bodilesswarrior]

Vampires are pretty accommodated where I am. You wouldn't have to hurt anyone.

homg babs <3

[withfangs]

It's not the blood supply I'm worried about, really... My friend's blood kind of stops me from turning into a super-evil baddie.

<3!

[bodilesswarrior]

Do you know what's special about it?