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[hatesteenagers]

What is this dump?! I did NOT get free after ten thousand years only to end up trapped in THIS sorry excuse for a headspace! Just because you suddenly got all nostalgic is NO EXCUSE for this indignity!

Let me out of here! I've got a planet to conquer, and I'm not going to let some pathetic excuse for a mun stand in my way!

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Oh god, my childhood.

[moon_flicker]

Nostalgia's as good a reason as any, right?

[So yeah, completely serene horned boy over here.]

[black_lion]

You had your chance and you failed. You should leave the conquering to someone else.

Holy shit, childhood memories XD

[fuck_orders]

Good luck with that.

[All you'd have to rule if you got anywhere near his world is at least four continents full of zombies.]

;D

[hatesteenagers]

Are you kidding me?! It's a TERRIBLE reason!

[Like she'd be happy with any reason, really...]

[hatesteenagers]

Hey, hey, HEY! I never did any such thing!

[There's a bit of an angry huff. Such is having a pre-ultimate failure to conquer canon point.]

Just who do you think you are, anyway?!

[moon_flicker]

But you're here now, so why not make the most of it?

I try XD

[hatesteenagers]

Who needs luck when you're as powerful and beautiful as I am?!

[Just...not enough power to break herself out of a dumpster on the moon. Or headspace.

...and hey, maybe zombies wouldn't be so bad. As long as they listen well.]

[hatesteenagers]

[She's staring at you like she thinks you're joking. You're joking, right? You must be joking.]

The accommodations aren't anywhere NEAR spectacular enough for someone like me--and the company is TERRIBLE!

And have you tried conquering Earth from headspace?!?

echoing the cry of nostalgia here

[savarin]

Maybe it's better if she doesn't let you out? Can't say I'm thrilled to have another maniacal weirdo on the loose.

[moon_flicker]

[Who can tell when this kid is joking or serious?]

No, [He shakes his head, still smiling away.] But trying to take over the world through the internet seems to be a popular option. [Of course, he neglects to mention that the person who tried that was ten years old.]

Most nostalgic muse I have, I think...

[hatesteenagers]

Maniacal weirdo?! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!

[hatesteenagers]

...taking over the world through the Internet?

[Well, as long as she's stuck on the Internet...]

That might not be a bad idea...

[...now look what you've done. You've given her IDEAS.]

[moon_flicker]

[Let's see her try to figure out how to do it, though.]

Good luck~!

[black_lion]

[Poor Thing. Dai Shi has the same problem]

Dai Shi. The one who will succeed where you failed to take over the world.

[hatesteenagers]

[She cackles a bit.]

Oh, I won't need it--the rest of the INTERNET will!

[hatesteenagers]

[Maybe they could make a club if they were the club-making sorts.]

Hah! YOU?!

[Excuse her, she's busy laughing hysterically at you now...]

That's a good one!

[kaijuaresnacks]

Hahaha!

I've eaten people more whiny than you. What makes you think you could devour a world?

The same day I consider picking up a power ranger

[ay_yi_yi_yi_yi]

Ay yi yi! Rita!

[Where's his teddy bear when he needs it..?]

[hatesteenagers]

[Eaten people? Charming. Rita is not impressed...and is a bit insulted at that "whiny" comment.]

I never said I wanted to DEVOUR Earth! I want to CONQUER it! What are you, dense?!

ZOMG, Alpha. Which one were you looking at?

[hatesteenagers]

[Oho, at least this scenario isn't a total loss. Enjoy that cackling, Alpha.]

Oh, what's wrong? All alone without any of your Power Geeks to protect you?

[kaijuaresnacks]

I've devoured many delicious worlds, watching as the kind survivors turned into monsters themselves in their hate of me. You are insignificant to me, in more ways than one.

I would have devoured Earth as well, if it wasn't for the Ultramen.

He's so precious! I was thinking either Andros or Kimberly.

[ay_yi_yi_yi_yi]

Where ever you show your face, the rangers will come and stop you!

[Tough words considering he's visibly shaking.]

[moon_flicker]

[Have fun when you inevitably come across Cubia whilst attempting that. That's one Pandora's Box you do not want to open.]

[timeforgotten]

Oh, I'm sure that's a very convincing argument.

[hatesteenagers]

Turning people into monsters? That's so deliciously evil! I'll have to make a note of that one...

[Not that she seems to be buying most of this...]

You don't look all that impressive to me! Not to mention big enough! And what are the Ultramen, anyway? Never heard of 'em.