Thinking of apping at capeandcowl

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Huh. So, think I may stand a chance of gettin' in there, huh? Ha!

You actually think you can make a good application about me? ME? King Shark? You don't have the guts for it, pink-skin! I'm way too complex for a land-breather like you to handle! I'm all full of layers and crap like that! My psyche is immensely complicated! You have no idea of the genius thoughts constantly flowin' around in my brain!

Alright, like this one. Check this out.

If it's called "Tourist Season", why can't I eat 'em? Huh? Let THAT existential question bake your noodle. At this rate, I'll be takin' the Riddler's job, ha ha ha!

Comments

[neo_cortex]

Bro? His name is Brio. Nitrus Brio.

Either you were created to be dimwitted or whoever made you is terrible at animal mutations.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Why is your head so big?

[neo_cortex]

To store my huge brain.

[He's just gonna give you a deadpan look. You didn't know that? His brain is clearly gigantic!]

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

It's like a cantaloupe. I could chew on that thing for a while.

[neo_cortex]

...I'd blow you to smithereens, first!

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Take it easy, I'm just sayin' it hip-methodically.

[neo_cortex]

[He's still a bit wary, but does seem to calm down a bit.]

If you say so.