Thinking of apping at capeandcowl

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Huh. So, think I may stand a chance of gettin' in there, huh? Ha!

You actually think you can make a good application about me? ME? King Shark? You don't have the guts for it, pink-skin! I'm way too complex for a land-breather like you to handle! I'm all full of layers and crap like that! My psyche is immensely complicated! You have no idea of the genius thoughts constantly flowin' around in my brain!

Alright, like this one. Check this out.

If it's called "Tourist Season", why can't I eat 'em? Huh? Let THAT existential question bake your noodle. At this rate, I'll be takin' the Riddler's job, ha ha ha!

Comments

[shadowsanddarkness]

King Shark. How long did it take you pick that one?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

It's catchier than my birth name. People mispronounce it too much, so King Shark is easier. Plus, it gives me that regal, royal touch, ya' know?

[shadowsanddarkness]

Just a touch.

[neo_cortex]

Hm?

Just who made you? Was it that infuriating Brio?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

See there? You get my point, Mister Shadow Guy.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

I don't know your bro.

[neo_cortex]

Bro? His name is Brio. Nitrus Brio.

Either you were created to be dimwitted or whoever made you is terrible at animal mutations.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Why is your head so big?

[neo_cortex]

To store my huge brain.

[He's just gonna give you a deadpan look. You didn't know that? His brain is clearly gigantic!]

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

It's like a cantaloupe. I could chew on that thing for a while.

[shadowsanddarkness]

It's Ebon.

[neo_cortex]

...I'd blow you to smithereens, first!

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Take it easy, I'm just sayin' it hip-methodically.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Good to meetcha', Evan.

[neo_cortex]

[He's still a bit wary, but does seem to calm down a bit.]

If you say so.

[shadowsanddarkness]

Ebon.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

That's what I said. Evan.

[viced]

You sure as shit won't be taking Edward's job.

[submariner]

King Shark.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Got it in one, Mister Elf! Ha ha!

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Yeah, doesn't seem all that fun, does it? I much prefer beatin' on things.

[viced]

Wow, okay. You can go ahead and go do that thing.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

You some buddy of his?

[viced]

Something like that. We work together.

[shadowsanddarkness]

You're cruising to get what brains you got scrambled, jaws.