Thinking of apping at capeandcowl

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Huh. So, think I may stand a chance of gettin' in there, huh? Ha!

You actually think you can make a good application about me? ME? King Shark? You don't have the guts for it, pink-skin! I'm way too complex for a land-breather like you to handle! I'm all full of layers and crap like that! My psyche is immensely complicated! You have no idea of the genius thoughts constantly flowin' around in my brain!

Alright, like this one. Check this out.

If it's called "Tourist Season", why can't I eat 'em? Huh? Let THAT existential question bake your noodle. At this rate, I'll be takin' the Riddler's job, ha ha ha!

Comments

[shadowsanddarkness]

King Shark. How long did it take you pick that one?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

It's catchier than my birth name. People mispronounce it too much, so King Shark is easier. Plus, it gives me that regal, royal touch, ya' know?

[shadowsanddarkness]

Just a touch.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

See there? You get my point, Mister Shadow Guy.

[neo_cortex]

Hm?

Just who made you? Was it that infuriating Brio?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

I don't know your bro.

[neo_cortex]

Bro? His name is Brio. Nitrus Brio.

Either you were created to be dimwitted or whoever made you is terrible at animal mutations.

[viced]

You sure as shit won't be taking Edward's job.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Yeah, doesn't seem all that fun, does it? I much prefer beatin' on things.

[viced]

Wow, okay. You can go ahead and go do that thing.

[submariner]

King Shark.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Got it in one, Mister Elf! Ha ha!

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Heeheehee. Good one, mister Shark!

I'm sure you'll get in! My mun got me in and I have like, no idea how she did that.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Oh yeah?

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Yeah, 'cause I'm not a PC and I don't have a name or a species or anything. But you're a shark and you totally know you're a shark and your mun probably knows you're a shark (my mun knows you're a shark), so I'm pretty sure that'd be easier, wouldn't it?

[chews]

I'd bet you could take his job if you get in. Hell, I'll vouch for you.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Hey, Cat-guy! Long time no see! Last time I saw you, we were gettin' the piss pounded out of us by good guys.

[chews]

Don't remind me of that fiasco. [ that awkward moment when ] Yeah, same.

What would you do in the City, anyway? Troll some aquariums?

[enigmaestro]

I could make the obvious pun on Shark Week -- Shark Weak -- but I'd rather not fish for such easily achieved retaliation.

Reformed men don't do that, now do they?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

You reformed?

[enigmaestro]

Oh my, you sound so pleased.

[phobic]

You don't want the Riddler's job, I'm sure.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Yeah, doesn't have enough eatin' and smashin' for me, ya' know?

[arach_nerd]

Well, for one, I'm pretty sure you don't have a hunting license.

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

I don't have any papers.