Muse not happy about mun's plans for him during ink_city's fourth wall event

[doesntdomuch]

Dear Mundane,

It has come to my attention that you plan on "murdering" me near the end of this event. I wouldn't mind too much if it was just that. I have learned not to fear death and it wouldn't matter much either way since I'll come back sooner or later.

However, fact that I'll be dying so close to the end of the event would mean that his last memory of me would be me being eaten alive.

You know who I'm talking about, and that should not be encouragement to continue with this. Especially since you also know how he will react to this.

As a final warning, do not be surprised if there are severe consequences for your actions, even if not from me.

Sincerely,
Agent P

[OOC: Just as a note, this is an actual letter.]

Comments

[doesntdomuch]

[Yes. Yes it will. Perry glares hard at Scar; don't even act like he doesn't know.]

[i_killedmufasa]

My, you look so very certain. Is there anything I can do to help?

[doesntdomuch]

[That only makes Perry glare harder. You're lucky he's not one to kill people.]

[i_killedmufasa]

Oh, at least be a good sport about it. It's only natural, what with the circle of life and all.

[doesntdomuch]

[He just looks annoyed now. It doesn't even work that way since he'll come back.]

[i_killedmufasa]

You really have no sense of humor, do you?