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Oh great, just on time!
Except this time you can't run away or punch me in the face. Or any other part of my body, especially the sensitive ones.
Except this time you can't run away or punch me in the face. Or any other part of my body, especially the sensitive ones.
It's probably better than you don't know, so let's just wear this blanket of ignorance like a Snuggie and raise the roof.
I'm about to give you a serious cross-cultural rundown.
Are you ready for this?
Because I'm going ahead whether you are or not.
I'm about to give you a serious cross-cultural rundown.
Are you ready for this?
Because I'm going ahead whether you are or not.
Yes, exactly. A complete desertion of hope in a case like this is just the quality I was looking for in a wife, even if it was your insufferable bullheadedness and flippant attitude I'm most attracted to.
What the hell is a wife and why should I care????????
W8.
Attracted to me? Whooooooooa 8uddy, slow down there a second. Let's count aaaaaaaall the things wrong with this picture. I'm six sweeps, you're an old geezer, and to top it all off, you're some weird orange alien thing! Like hell I'd get in a quadrant with a pumpkin!
W8.
Attracted to me? Whooooooooa 8uddy, slow down there a second. Let's count aaaaaaaall the things wrong with this picture. I'm six sweeps, you're an old geezer, and to top it all off, you're some weird orange alien thing! Like hell I'd get in a quadrant with a pumpkin!
Edited 2012-10-22 06:13 (UTC)
What pumpkin?
Hahahahahahahaha, see? That was a joke of the highest calibur in some meta-grope reach-around way that I don't really expect you to be able to appreciate. You should also note that I went through the effort of counting out eight "ha"s for you.
If that doesn't show my undying commitment to you then I don't know what does.
Except maybe this ring that may or may not have a serious case of Ampora cooties.
Hahahahahahahaha, see? That was a joke of the highest calibur in some meta-grope reach-around way that I don't really expect you to be able to appreciate. You should also note that I went through the effort of counting out eight "ha"s for you.
If that doesn't show my undying commitment to you then I don't know what does.
Except maybe this ring that may or may not have a serious case of Ampora cooties.
No, not Eridan.
Think of him as like the worst Eridan you might have ever played off of multiplied by every awful fan fiction on AO3.
Think of him as like the worst Eridan you might have ever played off of multiplied by every awful fan fiction on AO3.
This is the very hand that created him, Vriska.
THIS HAND.
Or maybe it was this one.
You can choose which one you like the most and the other hand can be the bad one. I think that's a fair compromise.
THIS HAND.
Or maybe it was this one.
You can choose which one you like the most and the other hand can be the bad one. I think that's a fair compromise.
Gotta admit, anyone a8le to unleash that much destruction on the world is pretty admira8le.
Minus the fact that I'll pro8a8ly have to deal with this mega-douche Eridan one day and that is waaaaaaaay not cool.
8ut hey, what's a few horri8le experiences 8etween friends?
(Still not gonna human-marry you or whatever, though.)
Minus the fact that I'll pro8a8ly have to deal with this mega-douche Eridan one day and that is waaaaaaaay not cool.
8ut hey, what's a few horri8le experiences 8etween friends?
(Still not gonna human-marry you or whatever, though.)
See, that's where you're wrong.
You know there are some cultures where you have to take multiple rejections before the inevitable acceptance of a proposal.
But if it's the human part, we can Alternian-Marry even though that's not a thing.
I can MAKE it a thing.
I have that power. In BOTH of my hands, by the way.
You know there are some cultures where you have to take multiple rejections before the inevitable acceptance of a proposal.
But if it's the human part, we can Alternian-Marry even though that's not a thing.
I can MAKE it a thing.
I have that power. In BOTH of my hands, by the way.
Let's ask Chris Hansen.
You and the broom are the only eye-witnesses of my glory days.
And the millions of people who read those panels, but what do they know.
You and the broom are the only eye-witnesses of my glory days.
And the millions of people who read those panels, but what do they know.
Who reads the Terms of Service these days, anyway?
Just click "Agree" so you can use all the features.
Just click "Agree" so you can use all the features.
Vriska, our love would transcend all the quadrants.
wow iim kiind of thankful that iim 2ort of out of your fiield of iinfluence
[you know, you could be talking about an insidious plot to destroy the world as we know it and Once-ler still wouldn't care. he has his eye on one thing and one thing alone.]
What the heck are you doing with my suit?!
What the heck are you doing with my suit?!
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