...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[wiles]

My, my... Since when did kissing become something "lustful"?

[bluesteelranger]

I believe it is, as it is a prelude to mating. Mating itself is not lustful but Humans do not seem to be very good at being faithful to those they are around. Mates often switch as much as friends do.

[wiles]

[he finds this...amusing.]

Oh, it certainly is true that there are many out there who are rather unfaithful and will fuck anyone, but... [he can't really judge since he had been a former courtesan.]

There are so many different kinds of kisses that it's rather naive of you to say think that all of them will inevitably lead into sex.

[bluesteelranger]

I speak upon which I have encountered. I have yet to encounter nobler things in Humans... ::This from the creature who has been both betrayed and hunted by Humans::

[wiles]

I've heard that it's not at all that healthy a thing to dwell on past things.

[offering advice he should be taking? yep.]

But maybe I'm not the most...appropriate person to be offering any sort of advice. I'm sure there are plenty of others who can do that sort of thing.

[he does smile though, at least]

[bluesteelranger]

I am shaped by it, as I think we all are to some extent. I take it you have been Betrayed too?

::He's no telepath or the like, just understands what betrayal can do::

[wiles]

[...well.]

Hasn't everybody?

[bluesteelranger]

Not everyone I have met, no.

[wiles]

[a chuckle]

Is that so? My, my... What a lucky bunch, then, those that haven't felt it.

[bluesteelranger]

They are few and they are often...not what they seem.

[wiles]

Not what they seem?

[bluesteelranger]

No. They often have...shall I say, things that should not be 'messed with'.

[wiles]

You know... It really just sounds like they have a bundle of other issues, instead.

[bluesteelranger]

I have yet to meet a Human without 'issues', typically of the mating-drive kind. In Rhy'Din, I could understand it -- unless one had some sort of mortality protection, Rhy'Din wasn't the safest of realms.

[wiles]

Never heard of this Ryedin place. [a short pause] But what's so wrong with someone wanting to have sex?

[bluesteelranger]

Mating seems to be the complete fixation of the Human race. I have seen its presence tear asunder clans.

[wiles]

[a small, amused smile.]

It's definitely a powerful thing, isn't it?

[bluesteelranger]

Yes. Alas, it seems to be the only thing Humans hold onto... As it is, how am I supposed to perform this KISS anyhow?! The...Rulers of where I am command that I am to...."Kiss a sleeping Princess"? How am I to do this when a Kiss typically leads to.....things!

[wiles]

Sex isn't the only thing that I hold onto...

[he maintains his smile, however; though it seems a little...forced and strained now.]

You won't have have to screw this "princess" unless you want to, you know. Just kiss her and wake her up and then be on your merry way.

[bluesteelranger]

"Screw"? I....do not have one of tho -- ::Wait. Give him a second. Human colloquialisms can throw him off into literal misinterpretations!.......:: Ohhhhhh! ...No, I do not wish to...er...do that. I cannot do that besides...Yes. I do believe your advice is most sound.