...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[wiles]

Not what they seem?

[bluesteelranger]

No. They often have...shall I say, things that should not be 'messed with'.

[wiles]

You know... It really just sounds like they have a bundle of other issues, instead.

[bluesteelranger]

I have yet to meet a Human without 'issues', typically of the mating-drive kind. In Rhy'Din, I could understand it -- unless one had some sort of mortality protection, Rhy'Din wasn't the safest of realms.

[wiles]

Never heard of this Ryedin place. [a short pause] But what's so wrong with someone wanting to have sex?

[bluesteelranger]

Mating seems to be the complete fixation of the Human race. I have seen its presence tear asunder clans.

[wiles]

[a small, amused smile.]

It's definitely a powerful thing, isn't it?

[bluesteelranger]

Yes. Alas, it seems to be the only thing Humans hold onto... As it is, how am I supposed to perform this KISS anyhow?! The...Rulers of where I am command that I am to...."Kiss a sleeping Princess"? How am I to do this when a Kiss typically leads to.....things!

[wiles]

Sex isn't the only thing that I hold onto...

[he maintains his smile, however; though it seems a little...forced and strained now.]

You won't have have to screw this "princess" unless you want to, you know. Just kiss her and wake her up and then be on your merry way.

[bluesteelranger]

"Screw"? I....do not have one of tho -- ::Wait. Give him a second. Human colloquialisms can throw him off into literal misinterpretations!.......:: Ohhhhhh! ...No, I do not wish to...er...do that. I cannot do that besides...Yes. I do believe your advice is most sound.