On heading to gargleblasted without his palebro

[miraclemodus]

i know i was all saying i was ready for this shit.
I WAS MOTHERFUCKING READY UNTIL YOU UP AND SCHOOLFED THE WICKED TRUTH ABOUT KARKAT NOT ALL BEING THERE.
can't be all down and saying i like not having my motherfucking best friend with me.
HOW'S A BROTHER GONNA GET HIS SETTLE DOWN ON WITHOUT HIS MOTHERFUCKING MOIRAIL?
but, uh, i guess it's all done and being waiting now.
OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS NOW.
getting my doubt on of you handling this shit well, is all.
NOT SAYING I ALWAYS NEED HIM, MUN SIS.
just saying you never get your knowing on to when a brother needs a little,
HELP.
before he motherfucking,
BITES.
y'know?

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[miraclemodus]

here's a brother hoping all them miracles be all up and falling into place, sis.
CAN'T BE HAVING MY MOTHERFUCKING BEST FRIEND GONE FOR TOO LONG, YOU KNOW?
mun sis isn't all that fucking bad.
JUST GETTING MY WONDER ON TO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ALL DOWN IN HER THINK PAN.

[thoughtandflow]

1 KNOW
1 M1SS H1M B31NG TH3R3 TOO
BUT P3RH4PS W3R3 DU3 4 FR3SH W4V3 OF TROLLS 4NY T1M3 NOW
1LL 4DM1T 1T WOULD B3 N1C3 TO H4V3 MOR3 TH4N THR33 OF US TH3R3 4T 4 T1M3

MUN M1NDS 4R3 1NSCRU1T4BL3
1 L34RN3D TH4T PR3TTY 34RLY ON

[miraclemodus]

mun sis up and told me about there being more than a few of us on over there.
SOUNDED LEGIT TO THIS BROTHER BEFORE HE GOT HIS FINDING OUT ON TO THE PUNCHLINE TRUTH.
all she's getting down with schoolfeeding is her been all getting her blood pusher on this.

[thoughtandflow]

M4YB3 SH3 W4S 1NCLUD1NG TH3 HUM4NS 1N TH4T?
4LL FOUR 4R3 TH3R3 SO M4YB3 SH3 4DD3D TH3M 1N W1TH US?
31TH3R W4Y W3 C4N M4K3 1T WORK
MY MUN S33MS 1NT3NT ON M4K1NG M3 CR4ZY P3RSON GRUBS1TT3R SO 1M SUR3 SH3 WONT M1ND

[miraclemodus]

[...Humans, you say?]

those motherfuckers are down in there?
EVEN THE CHERRY-FLAVOUR TEXT MOTHERFUCKER??

[thoughtandflow]

Y3S
1 4SSUM3 BY CH3RRY T3XT YOU M34N D4V3
1F SO 1 SHOULD W4RN YOU TH4T 1 WONT ST4ND FOR 4NYTH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO H1M

[miraclemodus]

no, sis, don't you be getting your worry on.
I SHOULD BE GETTING GRATEFUL TO THAT BROTHER.
made me open my motherfucking eyes to the real fucking heresies.
WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW OF A NUGBONE OFF HIS SHOULDERS.
to show my grateful on.

[thoughtandflow]

Y34H TH4T WONT B3 H4PP3N1NG
1 JUST S41D 1 WONT ST4ND FOR 4NYTH1NG OF TH4T SORT
1 L1K3 MY COOLK1D 1N ON3 P13C3

[miraclemodus]

you be all down and wanting to be all up and trying to get my stop on?
DON'T YOU BE WANTING TO GET YOUR PAINT ON WITH HIS CANDY RED?

[thoughtandflow]

NO
1 L1K3 H1S C4NDY R3D WH3R3 1T 1S

[miraclemodus]

i like the fucker too.
WE CAN SLAM IT DOWN REAL SLICK.
but that don't mean i gotta be getting my flush on for this motherfucker.
DON'T YOU BE THINKING OF GETTING YOUR STOP DOWN WITH THIS BROTHER.
unless you're up to getting your hurt on.

[thoughtandflow]

1M NOT 4SK1NG YOU TO B3 FLUSH3D FOR H1M
BUT YOU C4N DO TH4T 4ND ST1LL L34V3 H1M 1N ON3 P13C3

[miraclemodus]

if that's what you're down and wanting, sis.
I GUESS I CAN LEAVE THE PUNCHLINE FUCKER IN ONE PIECE.
when i get my subjugglation down.

[thoughtandflow]

H3 DO3SNT N33D SUBJUGGL4T1ON
WH4T3V3R H4PP3N3D TH3R3S PROB4BLY 4 W4Y TO F1GUR3 TH1S OUT W1THOUT V1OL3NC3

[miraclemodus]

you gonna stop me, motherfucker?

[thoughtandflow]

1F 1T COM3S TO 1T