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What is this #$%@?! I did not ask you to send me there, to dress me as a werewolf, and have me run into the traitor himself! I don't mind getting another chance to kick his ass, which I will do, especially since I have my Weapon this round, but dressing me as a werewolf? I'm not amused by this concept, and if you think I should be, then think again! If you have a problem with that, then go do this to one of your other Zacks. How about the one that keeps putting me in headlocks in your headspace? Yeah, you can make him into a werewolf. Just leave me the hell alone!

And tell Weapon's mun that if she ever does that to my other half again, I'm going to make her pay for it!

[OOC: WARNING! PLEASE READ! This is your automated AU warning system. This muse is so very very AU. This is your only warning. End transmission.]

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[No, but he's not going to admit that. He has his pride, okay? The way the ears move in a slightly shifty way might give him away, though.]

I'm somewhat preoccupied with attempting to avoid having it cut off.

I don't mind cutting it off for you. [Oh, that grin is dangerously sadistic]

[ B| ] I had gotten that impression already, yes.

Hey, hey, no fighting here! You can do that plenty elsewhere, okay? [Stomps her foot dramatically.]

And even if you are fighting, you should be able to tell if it's helping you to balance. Like when you spread your arms out to balance on a beam!

[Yeah, no, sorry, Aeris. Sephiroth is just giving you a look of utter incomprehension.]

I do not spread my arms out to balance on a beam. I just walk.

[His balance is that good already, yeah.]

[Right, right, SOLDIER-type, hmmm...]

Well...maybe on a wire?

[Nope. He just shakes his head slightly. Sephiroth might as well have been a human cat already. On the bright side, this exchange is coaxing his ears a little bit away from being flattened down against his hair.]

[Oh, you had better bet that she's trying not to stare at them wondering if they're as soft and fluffy as they look.]

Well, even if it's just in fighting, having a little more help in balancing has got to be useful!

[Seeing as the fur on them has the same fine, silky look as the silver hair they contrast so dramatically against? They probably are.]

I'm not accustomed to having to compensate for an extra limb during a fight. [Determined pessimist is determined.]

Well, if you've got it now, you might as well use it, right? [Beams, and slowly edges closer. Soft and silky-looking, she can't resist the sight...]

The moment is not ideal to be working on a learning curve.

[He is watching you, Aeris. Sephiroth's tail is waving in a slow, wary sort of way.]

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Right here and now is fine though, right? [Sparkle, glitter, look she's just an innocent Cetra, doesn't want to cuddle you and pet the pretty fur at all, no!]

I suppose. [Sephiroth's BS meter just made a 'sproing' sound, she might have broken it.]

Well? Let's see what you can do now!

[That seems to happen around her a lot, and she's not sure why. You might want to have your BS meter checked.

For now she's just all cheerful and staring expectantly at him.]

[Urk! Dammit, he's been caught.]

Why can't I fight with him?

Because I say so!

[Right, because that's great justification!]

Since when do I have to follow your orders? [Slight annoyance there, but not nearly as hostile as he'd be to someone else.]

It's not an order, it's a cheerful request! [Ha! Okay, so that doesn't entirely make sense, but she's going with it anyway!]

A request? [Well, if it's a request from her, then maybe he can do it. But only maybe.]

Uh-huh! I don't really like it when people fight around me. It's not fun.

[Silence for a moment, and then his face softens only slightly. Not a lot though, and he's still pouty about this.]

Fine, but only this once. Don't expect it again.

Aww, thank you! [Beams at him.] You're so nice.

[Cheerfully acts utterly oblivious because that's more fun.]

I'm not nice. You'd do well to remember that.

I don't know. You're nicer than you think you are.

I'm not. Anyone who thinks that doesn't know me very well.