(no subject)

[blackpuppytwin]

What is this #$%@?! I did not ask you to send me there, to dress me as a werewolf, and have me run into the traitor himself! I don't mind getting another chance to kick his ass, which I will do, especially since I have my Weapon this round, but dressing me as a werewolf? I'm not amused by this concept, and if you think I should be, then think again! If you have a problem with that, then go do this to one of your other Zacks. How about the one that keeps putting me in headlocks in your headspace? Yeah, you can make him into a werewolf. Just leave me the hell alone!

And tell Weapon's mun that if she ever does that to my other half again, I'm going to make her pay for it!

[OOC: WARNING! PLEASE READ! This is your automated AU warning system. This muse is so very very AU. This is your only warning. End transmission.]

Comments

[exaeris]

A werewolf, huh? I don't know, getting to dress up as a werewolf and run around for a while sounds like it could be fun! Especially if it's just dressing up, and not actually permanent or anything...

[blackpuppytwin]

[Ah geez, as screwed up as he is, he still can't manage to be as much of an ass to her. She's so getting a grumpy pout.]

They gave me a tail and ears though. I don't like them, Aerith. They make me look silly.

[exaeris]

[Oh good, she was hoping that'd all work out.]

Aww, I'll bet that they just make you look cute!

Ooh! Oh, think about this! The ears? I mean, I know that SOLDIERs have those super-senses and all, but I'll bet yours are even better now! At least your hearing. And the tail probable helps you balance! ...wait, that's cats, I don't know if that applies to dogs or not...

[blackpuppytwin]

Cute? [He says that word like it's the most disgusting word ever created.] It's not cute.

[exaeris]

[Hmm, she's made a bit of a misstep here...] ...fierce?

[blackpuppytwin]

How are wolf ears and a tail fierce?

[exaeris]

Because wolves are fierce and ferocious creatures! Very dangerous. [Nodding firmly. Of course they are!]

>.> <.< >.> Threadjack.

[argentimperator]

[Speaking of cats, here is a Kittyroth with laid back ears and a twitching tail.]

I am disinclined to believe that this annoyance helps anything with balance.

[exaeris]

Well, have you tried using it as a counterbalance or anything? [Perfectly reasonable Cetra is perfectly reasonable!]

[blackpuppytwin]

Since when? [In his experience, wolves were cowardly and weak. Though that might have something to do with him rather then the wolves.]

[lost_turk]

A werewolf? (Snicker)

[blackpuppytwin]

It's not funny! [There's a flash of real annoyance there.]

[argentimperator]

[No, but he's not going to admit that. He has his pride, okay? The way the ears move in a slightly shifty way might give him away, though.]

I'm somewhat preoccupied with attempting to avoid having it cut off.

[blackpuppytwin]

I don't mind cutting it off for you. [Oh, that grin is dangerously sadistic]

[exaeris]

Have you seen Nibel Wolves? Those guys are scary! And besides, one of the bravest, strongest guys I know uses the wolf as his symbol.

[lost_turk]

The other Zacks you mentioned would probably think it is.

[argentimperator]

[ B| ] I had gotten that impression already, yes.

[exaeris]

Hey, hey, no fighting here! You can do that plenty elsewhere, okay? [Stomps her foot dramatically.]

And even if you are fighting, you should be able to tell if it's helping you to balance. Like when you spread your arms out to balance on a beam!

[blackpuppytwin]

Yeah, well I'm not them, have never been them, and I don't plan to be them. If they think it's so funny, then they can wear it themselves.

[blackpuppytwin]

I've seen them, and they're not that strong. My Weapon and I can get rid of them easy.

[lost_turk]

A darn shame.

[exaeris]

So? They're also pack animals, and you and your...your Weapon, you're like a two-person pack!

[argentimperator]

[Yeah, no, sorry, Aeris. Sephiroth is just giving you a look of utter incomprehension.]

I do not spread my arms out to balance on a beam. I just walk.

[His balance is that good already, yeah.]

[blackpuppytwin]

What's that supposed to mean? [Cissnei, if he could remember you and wasn't so messed up in the head, he would feel so bad about all this.]

[blackpuppytwin]

[Urk! Dammit, he's been caught.]

Why can't I fight with him?